Haydnator

Heil Hitler?

GET OUT THE FUCKING WAY CISSE

Aye

Subs: Darlow, Sterry, Mbabu, Gouffran, Thauvin, Mitrovic, Perez

Same team as last week. Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini, Mbemba, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Wijnaldum, De Jong, Cisse

Them British soldiers at Rorke's Drift in red and white uniforms? Massive lads fans like marra. Some of the Zulus had skunk coloured shields n'al. Must have been mags like. I heard that they wanted to call the drift 'Roker Drift' but big Vic wouldn't let them. She must have been a mag as well. FTM

The Romans' armour looks red and white when the light shines off it, no doubt they were massive lads fans. Crossed the Wear from Silksworth with that Caesar fella to kill Boudicca and her thousands of mags. Slaughtered them like, marra. FTM.

Ashley in the away fans. Fat cunt.

Found it.

KTF

I think both sides will chuck out the reserves in the FA Cup like. We'll probably play the youngsters who have been dropped recently; Mitrovic, Thauvin, Perez etc. It says on Wikipedia that they paid an initial £8m, rising to £10m for him. Daylight robbery by the scousers. They would know how to as well as it happens all the time on Merseyside.

Wales, Russia and Slovakia. Could have been much, much worse. I'll take that.

"Lads fan"

Haven't we usually played decent at Spurs since the 5-0 trouncing under Pardew in 2012? League Cup game aside.

DLLLWDDLWLLLLLLLLDLWDLDWLLLLDLWLDWLLW Our form this year^

0-1. Here's hoping

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-newcastle-united-boss-alan-10569872 lying c***. He didn't play him until he was desperate for options, and Perez didn't take time to adapt. He took to the Premier League almost immediately. And also, got to give respect for still trying to sell our players even when he's gone.

Gary Neville 0-2 down at home to Lyon. What he needs is an English spine in his squad.

Been amusing myself in Photoshop using this: Here are some: