Haydnator

Someone spent actual money on this. Fucking tragic. Hopefully he doesn't fall off Level 7 trying to hang it up the knacker.

Never been enthusiastic about the Toon since the 2011-12 season.

Carver in.

The fact that most of them believe that they have a chance of getting to safety is just They are down in my book and unless the mackems can conjure something up from their horrendous fixtures this month then they'll be cut adrift too. And we play these on the penultimate weekend of the season at Villa Park. We could relegate them...

I don't think words could describe how much I hate Villa. Their fans are complete cunts, I'm yet to meet a canny one. Even if I try to put the 2009 relegation mockery to one side I can't find anything likeable about that club or its fans. The only thing they have to go on about is that European cup win in the 80s or whenever it was. Their fans still take foil European cups to home games ffs. The famous people associated with Villa as well, all of them detestable bell ends. I put them second to the mackems in terms of hatred.

You forgot Stan Collymore.

Bloody hell, there's just as much idiots on there^ than on RTG.

Here's what Villa fans think of this game in case anyone is interested. Doubt anyone is like, they spout drivel almost all of the time anyway but http://www.astonvilla.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=61000&start=1

They only managed one win all of that season as well...

Can easily see us losing. It is the sort of game we lose. Villa are the worst team in the league right now but we get poor results against this sort of side. For example, the holders of the prize for the worst team in Premier League history is Derby County in 2007-08 who were relegated with 11 points. They took 4 of those points from us.

Aye but we're also capable of beating almost all of them (forget Arsenal) when we show up.

Aye I would like to see Thauvin given a run out. He looks like he gives a shit in his recent cameos and has looked quite decent. Wouldn't start him but I would put him on at some point for sure, hopefully when we're 2-0 or 3-0 up.

If we win we'll be on 19 points on Christmas day, and we have two (fairly) winnable games to follow this one. I was praying that we would have around 20 points at Christmas; beat Villa and we have that, and we can definitely start looking up the table. The mackems' fixtures for this month are horrendous, so they're going to probably be cut adrift. If we beat Villa they're as good as down imo. And our next few games running into the new year after Villa: Everton (h): We should be looking to win our home games no matter the opponent. This will be tricky mind, but a win is possible. West Brom (a): The sort of fixtures we should be gannin for the wins. But they're the games we don't show up in, but got to be looking at getting a win here. Arsenal (a): Forget this one. Manchester United (h): Man United aren't to be feared imo. This one is on TV so players will probably be up for it. West Ham (h): Got to be looking at getting a win here.

Only Newcastle fans would be so nervous before a game like this just the sort of game we lose. If we just show the fight we have shown in the last two we will be able to exploit the quality in our players and will be able to comfortably coast past this lot, they're fucking shite man. They've taken 6 points from a possible 48 with one win this season so far. No excuses for not beating these. But the more I think about it, the more nervous I get. None the less, some stats. Newcastle have beaten Aston Villa 68 times, and are the team we have beaten the most in our history. Newcastle have scored 63 goals vs Aston Villa in the Premier League, which is the second most goals we have scored against a single club. (Spurs are first, whom we have scored 67 against and Everton are third, whom we have scored 60 against) Last 5 PL meetings v Aston Villa @ SJP W 1-0 W 1-0 D 1-1 W 2-1 W 6-0 No excuses for not getting 3 points. Would be so sweet to almost basically relegate these wankers after what they did to us at Villa Park in '09. Get straight at them, get an early goal, and have fun. But it's never that simple, is it? The Villa Forums.

Am I going to avoid MotD again tonight?

Here you go.

And against the form team in the league as well after beating Liverpool.

GAH MANNNN

Aye like what was he supposed to do not go for the shot?

Ah there he is.

Mitrovic. Has he died?

No changes. I guess he's of his rocker.

Gah fuck

What a save