Haydnator

Team I would put out for Swansea would be Darlow Anita Mbemba Colo (if unfit, put Lascelles in) Dummett (He's back isn't he?) Townsend Tiote Shelvey Perez De Jong Mitro De Jong dropping intro the 4-2-3-1 shape which Rafa likes. Get rid of all of the heartless spunk trumpets from Saturday. Shelvey is only in that XI that I've picked because I dread Colback and he's back for Swansea

Shelvey yesterday would have been more effective if he buried himself in the pitch and players played one two's off his shiny bonce.

Have we ever had a new manager bounce? When Keegan came back things were looking desperate when Blackburn scored a last minute winner to beat us 0-1 at SJP.

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/10236700/lascelles-we-werent-good-enough Should've started ahead of Fistpumps imo.

Nah that's not true. We've not lost in only 3 away games this season. (Man Utd, Bournemouth, Spurs)

I can't believe that they still don't look arsed tbh. It's Rafa fucking Benitez man, a Champions League winner ffs. Since January we've gotten worse.

How many appearances has he made? Is it like 2 or 3?

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/10236683/benitez-we-lacked-character Well, he wanted a long term project, there's none longer than making these wankers into a football team.

Has this been our best St Mary's performance out of the last 2 or 3?

What was it like when we were good?

Taylor needs putting down the cockwomble.

My God.

From what I've seen of Lascelles, I would rather have him in than Taylor. Lascelles doesn't back off. Taylor is probably still backing off Charlie Daniels to this day.

Taylor

Malbec, Fish?

Yous mentioned that on your podcast. Thought that the place in London where Brentford is was a dump tbh.

From here: https://t.co/HyFuKmqqnT

Young, energetic, good passer and as already mentioned a far better player than the absolute dross we've had in midfield this season. Bossed midfields with Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure in last season. Can't see Colback doing that tbh.

Would have him back in a heartbeat. He's the antiColback.

I pray that you're 100% right.

You're absolutely right.

Aye. Just read about on the .com match report. Talks about it in the part where the attendance is two paragraphs or so under the PS. http://www.nufc.com/html/2006-07html/2006-11-04sheff-utd-h.html

Russian commentary like but managed to find highlights of it. My word. Current side isn't better mind.