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Okay then I admit it. Maybe it's a teeny bit appealing

Answer the question Catherine! 4135[/snapback] I have no secret longing to be a lesbian. I can assure you! 4137[/snapback] So shes already at it then. 4138[/snapback] "She?" Who the ferk are you like?

Answer the question Catherine! 4135[/snapback] I have no secret longing to be a lesbian. I can assure you!

I think most men just wish we were.

I notice nobody's gone near this one yet... 4074[/snapback] must be too big then! 4102[/snapback] Chance would be a fine thing... 4104[/snapback] When are you next in england? 4108[/snapback] Eww, gawd. It's like waching Big Brother...

That one's easy! It's so we can discuss men.

Oh well. at least we know he's alive.

Ahem, you ignoring this one perhaps? I wonder why - because it defies any sort of logic known to the male creature of the species? 3882[/snapback] I'm maybe not the best one to ask cos I hate trawling round the shops. I'll go, get what I want and come home. I avoid shopping in town on a Saturday cos it's like the mental women of the world have been let loose and Saturdays are for football anyway. Anyway, an enforced shopping trip is imminent, so I'll catch yous later.

Take the 't' off the end of the word for a start

Your lass doesn't shave? 3871[/snapback] You know what I mean, she shaves her legs, her oxters and probably her privates I guess but not her face! Plank! 3874[/snapback] That would be 3 times the hassle then? Oh, and the stork brings babies. That better?

It's not an excuse, but does seem to be a symptom of it. I'm afraid anyone who says PMT is not real has to be a bloke. It's a horrible, horrible thing. When I've got PMT I know I'm a bitch. The world is a horrible place, I take everthing too personally and everybody is against me. I'm irrational and know it! 3850[/snapback] Surely, a hot bath and a cup of herbal tea will sort it...? 3862[/snapback] Spoken like a true man You just don't understand meeeeeeeee!!!!

A cherry yogurt and two cups of tea.......

It's not an excuse, but does seem to be a symptom of it. I'm afraid anyone who says PMT is not real has to be a bloke. It's a horrible, horrible thing. When I've got PMT I know I'm a bitch. The world is a horrible place, I take everthing too personally and everybody is against me. I'm irrational and know it!

Ewww, eww, ewww....... 3549[/snapback] 3555[/snapback] Are you still here?

Ewww, eww, ewww.......

The fairy was called Silky.

Get them PM'd. Are you a Scotsman or a Mouse? 3505[/snapback] I`m a "True" Scotsman! Well i was on Saturday anyway... 3507[/snapback] Hope there were no straying cameras...

Get them PM'd. Are you a Scotsman or a Mouse?

Did anyone have those Ladybird hardback books when they were very little. Stuff like Cinderella, The Elves and the Shoemaker, Smoke and Fluff, The Billy Goats Gruff etc......?

Twas her I've just remembered Mr Galliano's Circus aswell Quickly Googled and she apparently wrote over 700 books.

Yep, I did that too I must have read all of the Sweet Valley High and Sweet Dreams books in my early teens too. I used to go to the library about twice a week to see if any more had been returned. Anyway, the bookshelf so far, and the cupboard next to it is filled with nursey/medical books too...

Okies, well as there are so many people on here twittering on about how adults shouldn't read Harry Potter as it's a kids book etc, I thought I'd see what your fave books were when you were a kid. I admit to being an incredibly nerdy bookworm as a child and whenever I was sent to clean my room I'd start with the bookcase. My mother would come upstairs an hour later to find me sat in the middle of the floor engrossed in a book. My absolute fave from being quite little was The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton, and I must have read pretty much every one of her books over the years and even bought a copy of it for old times sake last year sometime. I also loved Roald Dahl. My fave book ever remains Little Women by L.M. Alcott. Howay then - chip in

I heard that you missed me and needed me back in your life. From what I was told you based your move to Gateshead on the fact that I wanted work in the north. When that fell through and left you alone, my source told me that he had to talk you back from the ledge. 3454[/snapback] The window ledge? No, no - he got it all wrong. That was the time I was putting the flags out when I heard you weren't actually going to be in Newcastle

Got quite used to having baby black fin reef sharks swimming around me when I was in the Maldives. They were more frightened of me than I was of them. Little cuties they were........

Who let him in?