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So what have I missed? Everyone behaving? Are we still in battle with the board across the way?

How was the trip then? 8125[/snapback] Good, thanks. Very busy though. I've survived on about 4 hrs sleep a night for the last week with a whole hour last night. Lots of churchy stuff involved but caught up with a few old friends that I've not seen for years and feel like I've actually spent the week doing something worthwhile which is nice

Sleeping Location: My own bed.

Everything is in the arong plqce!! See?!!!

Why are French keyboards all different? I dont like it!! Good afternoon from a VERY hot south of France. Hope youre all behaving!

Morning guys. Well I'm trying to be quiet cos there's only me around and I think that some of your are probably sleeping off last nights over-indulgences. I'm away to the airport soon so I won't see you for a week or so, so take care, have fun and no fighting with the folks across the way! And if you're good, I'll pray for some divine intervention for yous all See you next weekend

Is the cushion to ease the pain of the haemorrhoids, old woman? 4614[/snapback] No, it's to beat you around the head with for being a cheeky fucker.

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Looks like you have the same keyboard as me 4603[/snapback] Looks like you have the cleanest room on the planet. Did you hoover and polish just for that photo? 4607[/snapback] No - that pic was taken not long after I moved. It's just as tidy like except for a couple of CD's and a glass of blackcurrant juice on the desk at the mo. That box is gone and there's a sofa bed there now.

Looks like you have the same keyboard as me 4603[/snapback] It's just a bog-standard Packard Bell one. I finally got round to ditching the old monitor and got a lurvely flat screen one a few months ago when I moved.

Sorry - wasn't meant to sound patronising you know? Just a firm believer in everything happening for a reason.

Have you not been in that other thread?!?!?!?

Don't you think that if you were really meant to be with her then you wouldn't have gone your own ways petal?

Howay man - I'm going to Holy Catholic Lourdes tomorrow! I'll be struck by lightning as I step off the plane at this rate!

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option?

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fucking hell, Scott. You're putting off me cup of tea!

Sorry...why the ferk are you doing it again? 4426[/snapback] Because someone else is paying and my mother guilt-tripped me into it. I was kinda hoping for a beach holiday so I could chill, but no, I'm going to Lourdes. Ah well, I'll go to heaven...* *probably not actually true.

Your avatar fascinates me. I find myself wanting to keep looking at it. And I'm not entirely sure it's because I like it.......

I think you misread the question it was SHAG not beat to shit with a chair leg while shouting "Look whats in the air tonight ye bastid!" 4412[/snapback]

Sitting in the house you got a spare ticket? 4399[/snapback] Yeah, but trust me on this one - you really wouldn't want to be there pet 4401[/snapback] hmmm the words Pyrenees, ice-cold beer, evening sunshine... yeah you're right, Id much rather be sitting here in the grey, misty rainy Gateshead 4408[/snapback] I was highlighting the positive aspects of the end of my days which will consist of being in a hospital at 7am, washing, dressing and feeding poorly-types and going to church several million times. I'm kinda concentrating on the last 3 hours of every day to justify why the ferk I'm doing it.

So what's your answer?! Bottler!

Sitting in the house you got a spare ticket? 4399[/snapback] Yeah, but trust me on this one - you really wouldn't want to be there pet

You know man! It has to be when that player there *moves pepper pot* has another one off the other team in between him and someone else *moves salt* when the ball is played.