catmag

You see, this is what worries me. It's all well and good people saying they hope we lose our next few matches so that Souness will be sacked, but with that fuckwit of a Chairman at the helm dragging himself in front of the media with even more fairytales we'll end up even further in the shit. We're going to become even more of a laughing stock and known as the club who couldn't even hold onto a shite manager! Who the hell would want to come and manage/play for us at the moment anyway with FS taking us all for idiots? And Isegrim - I don't think FS will ever, ever admit he's made a mistake. His over-inflated ego is too great for that.

That's just not right in the head.

Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually I knew you two were shagging. 16631[/snapback] I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy....

Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God " when I see you actually Mwah

You might be taken more seriously by Mr Shepherd if you actually spell his name correctly.........

Here's a reaction from a lady (yes, I am one before any funny fecker starts!!) Personally I prefer to not take a dump at work. I prefer the comfort of my own bathroom. Last week at work one of the cleaners discovered that someone had been shitting in the waste bin in the ladies changing room toilet. The waste bin was to the side of the toilet so we were all pretty disgusted and baffled as to why it was the case. The culprit has not been found and signs have had to be put up in the loo asking that people only put unsoiled waste paper in the waste bins. How ridiculous is that?

Beetroot. Yum.

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top?

Et moi aussi.

Well it might be safer in one way but what use are they as makeshift condoms now? 16257[/snapback] What did you used to do like? Rip a teeny bit off the corner?

I have Tiscali BB at home and have never had a problem with it. I think they gave me a faster connection speed too even though I was paying for the slower one. I think I have my landline with them aswell and it's something like £9.99 for unlimited calls to any landline 24hrs a day.

Don't carrier bags have to have mandatory holes in the bottom now or something in case people decide to be daft and put them on their heeds?

They probably did deserve it, but I find that quite bizarre that you hoped we'd lose that and our next few matches. Why don't you just write this season off altogether, hope we lose all of our games, get relegated and then we can get a shiny new manager who will wave a magic wand, all will be well and we'll steam back up the leagues to claim what's rightfully ours?

Absolute crud IMO. I cannot ever hope that we get beat cos it 'would be a good thing in the long run' Can you honestly say you'd sit there and watch us play hoping we'll be beaten?

Does he shout "AH-HAAAAAAAA!!" at the moment of climax I wonder? Actually, that's not a nice thought - I don't wonder at all.

she spoke to me 16044[/snapback] Have a word with yourself, Clive!!

You know - I read threads like these and this is what I see... Dmfdhfaoietr difjao ireyht0 fjaoifdfmbpurt gjfiut0rut igpajao d0frutoiurt0 uiojvhngy8 ujufhifpa-otj fjfuuryr dkapOE8RJCJHVVJLAIEUROP..... etc...etc.. Thank gawd for computer literate peeps.

I've not watched any soap for a good few years now and I don't miss them one bit.

My job's a bit cack at the moment - wanna swap for a bit?

I remember the name, but I can't for the life of me remember what they were like. Were they small and sugary? 15980[/snapback] Aye, just little fruity, sugary jelly things

Turkish Delight mings - it tastes like flowers. And Fry's Chocolate Cream is too sweet. I don't like the fondant in Cream Eggs either. Quite into Praline Flakes at the mo tho

I had some Jelly Tots today. Not had them for years.

Well what a fun day out that was. "Hello, is that the Samaritans...............?

Good to see the usual suspects. Not sure what happened to CaliMag? See you all next week. Let's just hope the fucking game is better.

*Ticks name off on the register*