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Oh yeah, that sounds like my kind of evening out like! Be sure to take your waterproofs y'all - they'll save you!

I'm not sure we'll make top 6, but I find it hard to believe we'll be anywhere near relegation when the time comes. Some people on here just like to wallow in the worst-case scenario cos they need a daily dose of grumpiness. Who's your team, Yogic?

How bloody unlucky can you get? Here's the BBC's report if anyone want it.. Ah well, I suppose at least he didn't injure himself again.

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling.

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] I guess it depends whose it was. 37747[/snapback] I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted.

Who with like? There y'go - that's me all bantered out!

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] It wasn't that I laughed at particularly It was the whole scenario of this dirty old man stopping to watch his young bit of stuff hanging up the washing and accidently dropping a sack of grain on his knob. It's like a ludicrous Benny Hill sketch!

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed.

Such consistent arrogance in this situation is not attractive, Mr R!

Is this an open invitation or a poem about you and your cat? 37471[/snapback] It's my best chat-up line.

We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt?

37437[/snapback] *cough* http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=1560 37444[/snapback] I'll just go and sit back in my corner and be quiet now.......

Just been sent an e-mail with some of these in. Thought you boys would like this one..

Oh Martin. I'm smarting He'll be tarting All over it In a minute.

Gold!

Yikes! Did a caesarian at work the other day for an 11lb 9oz baby. It sure as hell wasn't coming out any other way.

My point exactly.... Miss Aguilera should be seen and not heard! 37395[/snapback] Beg to differ like.

My auntie and uncle were booked to go to New Orleans this coming weekend - needless to say it's not going to happen. Their son was booked to go to Egypt 2 weeks after the bomings in his resort too. They're not having the greatest holiday luck really....

Social services took him off me. Currently living with an Iranian family in Benwell under the day Farazman. 37381[/snapback] Noooooooooo!!

Don't we all. Here.......

He sounds like a dodgy clairvoyant. 37252[/snapback] He's a medium, it says so on the label on his underpants. TAXI! 37254[/snapback] how you can even look people in the eyes after a joke like that is beyond me my sister is well into MH, it's a joke to me like... she keeps trying to convince me it's real... but I keep asking her if it was real why haven't they got someone a little more credible to front the show... Yvette Fielding? Jesus wept FFS tbh 37348[/snapback] Whereas the Dr Suess thread confirms you have no shame baldy 37364[/snapback] Awww man. Don't make him go and find it and drag it back to the top.

I think he also used to post as 'Warrington Minge' tbh 36818[/snapback] Now there's a blast from the past! How the devil is he these days? And I miss Lawrence Tureaud.

Worryingly I have seen a band who call themselves either Barry Cheese and the Crackers, or Sad Frank's Disco depending on their mood.

90% and I can't claim to have seen any of those movies!