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Ah well, you can always tape the Garraway cookery programme in the middle of the night. They may one day come up with exotic Japanese food instead of 101 things you can do with a potato and an avacado. 41037[/snapback] 101?? Surely she must have had to resort to "insertions" to make up the numbers. 41038[/snapback] You're definitely going to tape it now, aren't you?

Ah well, you can always tape the Garraway cookery programme in the middle of the night. They may one day come up with exotic Japanese food instead of 101 things you can do with a potato and an avacado.

Even when the alternative is Greggs?

The night shift can be canny (tonight - as it's flying past) or completely fucking horrendous (last night - 39 year old bloke who bled to death despite our best efforts) You just never know what you're going to get to deal with. I'm a bit of a night owl anyway so it doesn't bother me. Ask me next Wednesday morning though and I'll probably be near-suicidal. I don't think I've ever had Japanese for lunch

Sounds kinky. Just make sure you don't end up in A&E cos the hose is too small....

Hey I know I'm short Cath but [scarey voice] You are not alone![/scarey voice] 41027[/snapback] Oh hello. I've been alone for the best part of 2 hours like. Not even any lurkers I have had to eat chocolate fudge cake and double cream all on my own like cos there was no-one to share it with. Consequently.....

Oh and while I'm the only one here and talking to myself, may I just say that through-the-night telly is kerrrrrrrrrrrap! There was some strange American mini-drama on called Providence which was canny enough for brain-dead viewing like....

Did you know that the Garrameister does a dodgy 'Ready, Steady, Cook-esque' programme on the telly at 2am on ITV? I've just sat and watched it and it was pants like. Apparently she'll see us all again the same time tonight if you want to set the video when the Mrs isn't looking

Teletext Rage? Actually, it's always made me wonder about the type of people that would actually send a letter into something like Teletext. Just - why?!

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken 40611[/snapback] Not at all petal 40612[/snapback] Petal??? 40615[/snapback] Oh don't worry - I call everyone petal. It doesn't make you spesh.

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken 40611[/snapback] Not at all petal

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here.......

Stop bragging Cath, some of us are just chuffed we have finally made a profit! 40605[/snapback] Had on. Have you read some of Gemmills posts on here and you tell ME to stop bragging?!

Hey Wacky, if you ever fancy a career change you could always try nursing. I think your understanding, empathetic side shines through.

Oi, Robot heed!? Whereabouts in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD are you at today? Only I'm up to 545th. AND I'm a girl!

I caught a bit of it on the news at work last night and they were properly manhandling him! I didn't see them give him the option of getting up and leaving quietly - they just grabbed him and tried to haul him out of his seat. Apparently Blair has apologised to him and he's been given his pass back. Very bizarre. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4292342.stm

Snot me either - another ickle 5'4". It caused plenty neckache at the pissup last weekend with Gemmill and Peasepud either side of me, and no SLP or Laz at my level.

We'll let you if you do a striptease. 40443[/snapback]

Nice to see he seems to have the right attitude and can hopefully avoid the lure the Bling Brigade. Saw him out having a meal not so long ago and he seemed like a nice bloke - quiet, polite and unassuming. Makes a change after some of the antics we put up with from the others. Good luck to him.

It's a 1.30pm kick-off, isn't it? I dunno whether places will open before 12 but midday seems a fairly obvious time to meet up. What does anyone else think?

And added a brown paper bag to cover her face?

Sexual favours

The new Katie Melua CD came out yesterday.

No text speak! Or I'll send Mark Lawrenson round to 'sort you out' for nicking his highlights!

Craig, as I am a Good Catholic Girl, most of your conversation with God has left me needing to go and say a few Hail Mary's and cross myself with holy water.