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44611[/snapback] Don't waggle your finger at me, boyo! I can't bear to sit and watch them as I fly into an uncontrolled, irrational rage as soon as I hear his voice. I need to stop thinking about it now as it's making my heckles rise.... 44613[/snapback] Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. 44614[/snapback] [fingers in ears] La la la la la la la............. not listeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!.....[/fingers in ears]

44611[/snapback] Don't waggle your finger at me, boyo! I can't bear to sit and watch them as I fly into an uncontrolled, irrational rage as soon as I hear his voice. I need to stop thinking about it now as it's making my heckles rise....

All copies of the Austin Powers films should be gathered together and burned on one HEYOOOGE bonfire, that I have the pleasure of lighting!

Q: When did Steve last get a shag? A: At the top of the Eiffel Tower

Q: Which body part does manc-mag most resemble? A: Bananaman

Congratulations, dude. It'll be nice to not have to put up with toxic emission warnings any more!

Put it awayyyyyyy!! 44319[/snapback] Hey baby. 44321[/snapback]

Put it awayyyyyyy!!

Anyone see Rick Astley on GMTV this morning?

Congratulations, Nan!

So a necessary evil that you just have to tolerate eh?

I saw this on the local news last night. I wouldn't want to walk into his path either mind.

When that image makes itself small enough to be viewed on my screen it looks like we're reading the Al-Jazeera version of the board. Is that Arabic? And Fred was the Ask Jeeves wandering bot thing

You're implying that there have been several. Maybe you should look for a luckier intial?

You sure know how to make a guy feel better. 43828[/snapback] I'm even better at making a girl feel better. 43829[/snapback] The modesty 43832[/snapback] The jealousy. 43834[/snapback] Not in the slightest.

You sure know how to make a guy feel better. 43828[/snapback] I'm even better at making a girl feel better. 43829[/snapback] The modesty

Well they are both English and it is the only thing the English do well. 43827[/snapback] Well that and playing cricket

You sure know how to make a guy feel better.

He's from Bury, you dickslap! 43690[/snapback] Don't you mean Burreh?

Sorry dad.

Class Do you ever form them into swear words just for a laugh?

Have a very happy day, Skol!

We're wonderful

Did you just round up as many people called Matthew (or variations thereof) as you could find to go bowling with?