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God bless my mother who bought me an electric blanket yesterday. I had the most cosy, fantastic nights sleep than I've had in a long time

He's not funny. And he sweats too much.

Agree about it being a bit of an anti-climax for the first of the new series. I'm hoping it gets better and that the new characters develop into something more than just an old woman pissing herself in various locations and politicians giving press statements about their misdemeanors. I'd happily watch more of Vicky Pollard like as that character is just genius.

Joan Rivers always makes me laugh, although I don't like her using the c-word

Badly mimed like, despite them constantly referring to it as her first "live" performance.

Aye, don't be a pretentious prat and just buy something you'd actually like to read. Of course it may be advisable to avoid the top-shelf stuff if there'll be bairns on the flight. Enjoy Paris though. It's somewhere I'd love to visit and have yet to discover....

I'm so cold today

Went through an obsession with Tetris on my Gameboy a few years back. I guess you never lose the touch Mahjongg is my downfall amongst this lot like.

You have been to Buffalo Joe's though, so you can take those shades off 56589[/snapback] I've never been to Buffalo Joe's in my life! 56590[/snapback] Liar! Anyway where did you do with the nurses that night? Baha? 56603[/snapback] Honest to God - I've never set foot in Buffalo Joe's. We headed over the bridge towards it that night but the queues were fucking ridiculous and I wasn't standing there for an hour. We actually ended up in Jimmyz. Sammy and Scott were both there and can vouch for that! 56606[/snapback] Don't try using me as your alibi! I've no idea what you're on about. 56607[/snapback]

You have been to Buffalo Joe's though, so you can take those shades off 56589[/snapback] I've never been to Buffalo Joe's in my life! 56590[/snapback] Liar! Anyway where did you do with the nurses that night? Baha? 56603[/snapback] Honest to God - I've never set foot in Buffalo Joe's. We headed over the bridge towards it that night but the queues were fucking ridiculous and I wasn't standing there for an hour. We actually ended up in Jimmyz. Sammy and Scott were both there and can vouch for that!

Boredom, sorry.... 56600[/snapback] Careful, I'll be forced to post kitten pictures and then you will be bored!

Where the ferk did you drag this from?

You have been to Buffalo Joe's though, so you can take those shades off 56589[/snapback] I've never been to Buffalo Joe's in my life! 56590[/snapback] One word: Features. Step away from the shades. 56591[/snapback] Aye, but you took me in there on a Sunday night and there were literally 3 people in the place! You used to go there on a Friday to pick up 80's dance moves from the local Chicago John Travolta's

You have been to Buffalo Joe's though, so you can take those shades off 56589[/snapback] I've never been to Buffalo Joe's in my life!

No man should be seen on any dancefloor, revolving or otherwise. FACT. 56530[/snapback] Especially men who are patently insecure about their sexuality. FACT! 56535[/snapback] Oooo I'm a stripey cat! Watch me chase my tail in time to this music. 56551[/snapback] Yer a sarky bastard I am proud to say I have never been on the Boat and probably never will.

Cheers guys.

What's the story with Vaughan's progress - anyone know?

Weren't you called allmackemsrscum for a while? There was someone with a Winnie the Pooh fixation called that who disappeared just as Peasepud arrived? Have been Gemmill and Turd Ferguson. 56425[/snapback] Turd Ferguson was you? 56427[/snapback] The Turd was a legend. 56430[/snapback] Smelled a bit funny, like

Dave, I'm so sorry. I know how much it meant to you to go to the match with your dad eack week. He must have been some bloke as you even used to turn us lot down to drink with him! I can't even pretend to know what it feels like, but just know that we're thinking of you and yours, and be proud to smile when you think of him

Only 9 weeks at the moment. And yes Matt, I am assured they're both girls. Fuck knows what I'm gonna change their names to this time if the woman was wrong like.

Sorry. I'm a twat. I just can't help myself. I should be a teacher. I get shit wrong more than moist people too. Total double standards. 55970[/snapback] Moist people?!

She had all the bits she's supposed to have! Here you go then - things that make you go "awwwwwww......."

And whats wrong with Manc cats like???!!! .......or will the new 'uns be joined by their big cousin at some point? PS..........awwwwwwwww!!! (They're very cute! ) 55892[/snapback] One manc cat got deaded by a car And after careful consideration about taking the other one 150 miles out of it's own environment and the fact that the ex wanted to keep him, I decided it was better to leave him in his home. They're called Florence and Mildred

Look what I got yesterday...

Were you drunk?