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That's terrible! Especially as it looks exactly the same colour as one of my kittens.

I thought I had about 650! Anyway, to put it into context, I was comparing my number of posts to Gemmill's. As he has over 2,400 then mine are pitiful in comparison.

A pleasure to meet you Mr Hips

You've nothing to worry about - we're lovely

Straight to the Trent.

What's the point of free booze when they won't let you have the following day off? They could have least made it a Friday. St James Park for ours - a week today.

You'll be there. 63829[/snapback] Aye, that's definitely confirmed my non-attendence now. As if the day isn't going to be difficult enough. 63842[/snapback] Oi man - you love it when I'm there. I put pressies in the hood of your top to take home with you!

Aye, I'll be there or thereabouts.

I saw them in Milligans about 2 hours ago. Wondered what some bloke was doing in a bakery with a double bass, but now I know........

Did you see any of Junior Eurovision? I was unfortunate enough to accidently fall over it on some satellite channel the other day. Dear Lord!

Bliddy left-handers I've got a very old Spanish guitar that my mam bought years ago (in Spain funnily enough) Might be a bit far to go to buy one like... 62607[/snapback] No, no, no. I've got the right handed version, as despite being left-handed, I play the guitar right-handed. Musical genius tbh. 62610[/snapback] Nope. Just weird

Elaine Lordan? She fainted on arrival, was taken to hospital and never came back. Keep up Brock! Who went tonight? Anyone know?

£49.99 from Argos apparently..

Bliddy left-handers I've got a very old Spanish guitar that my mam bought years ago (in Spain funnily enough) Might be a bit far to go to buy one like...

Ball is getting angry He could crush a grape. 61346[/snapback] That was Stu Francis (of Crackerjack fame) wasn't it? 62334[/snapback] Aye. He could wrestle with an Action Man an'all

Burnt my arse lighting my farts once. Not nice. 62272[/snapback] 62274[/snapback] Shithead!

Better than them burning your arse. Ask Cath. 62260[/snapback] Burnt my arse on a sunbed once. Not nice.

Is that to mop up during the first version or the second?

Iguanas?

Oh my word. I didn't know that was on tonight! 62230[/snapback] Indeed it is! Preppy! Oh and by the way, I meant this Love Story: ........and not this dirty fucking manga filth! 62231[/snapback] I did realise you meant the first one. You're right about the music like - I'm in bits before the film even bloody starts.

Oh my word. I didn't know that was on tonight!

Oh, that's okay then. Carry on. Once a lady has lowered the standards it is more than acceptable for a gentleman to maintain such trashy conversation. (she is a nurse, so what more do you expect?!) 62203[/snapback] Am an angel, me

Might be age or the fact that you get what you want for yourself at any given point. I'm the same- give the pressies to the kids as I'm really not fussed for anything. Having said that... electric blanket Cath? Just bought myself this great 'foofy' down filled duvet. Heaven.. sheer unadulterated heaven. 61916[/snapback] Goose feather-filled duvet and pillows purchased last weekend. Coupled with the electric blanket it's like sleeping in a bed of warm marshmallows. Lush. 62131[/snapback] I like to change the sheets when they get that moist. 62170[/snapback] Marshmallows aren't moist, you nutter. They're fluffy! 62182[/snapback] Unless they're covered in spunk. 62190[/snapback] Aye, true enough Marshmallows do go gooey in the middle if you hold them over a flame. Not that it would be such a wise thing to do with the duvet like............

Unless she was covered in it?

When I lived in Manc there was a street in Wythenshawe that looked like Who-ville out of the Grinch. Neighbours blatantly trying to out-do one another. I'm surprised the lights lasted the Christmas season without being nicked tbh.