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I wish I'd saved the text messages that mancy sent me from The Pogues gig last Christmas. I don't think there was a coherent word amongst them Something along the lines of "Gaaahhhhggguhhhh, fukin bril oops...."

Howzat?

Ooooooooo, aye!! Had on then..

how big is the academy where they're playing (ie. how quick will the tickets sell out?) I might have to organise a trip home to see my parents round abour march but need to ensure it's a goer until i splash the cash 67953[/snapback] It's not a huge venue but it can certainly pack a few people in there. I've been there twice over the past couple of weeks and it's a cracking place. EDIT! Capacity of 2000 apparently

Not long, cats are stupid 67865[/snapback] How very dare you!!

Which banner? The birthday girls member group, Craig? 67862[/snapback] Click on your own name. There's a banner at the top of your profile, isn't there? EDIT! The "you're bad" was in reference to the birthday girl thing....

I'm about to take the kittens to have needles stuck in them. How long do you reckon they'll be in a huff with me for?

Waiting to see a suggested improvement for something that can be knocked up in 10 mins! 67859[/snapback] You've reminded me that I need to go to Wilkinsons for my Christmas decorations tomorrow now....

Nice banner. You're bad.

Surely an "Old Bastid" one would have been more appropriate for today? 67812[/snapback] Actually, that's a fair point. Maybe we need a "birthday boy" badge 67821[/snapback] Well what good will that be for us girls?! 67824[/snapback] You're a girl? 67826[/snapback] No. I'm a boy with extremely large breasts

Surely an "Old Bastid" one would have been more appropriate for today? 67812[/snapback] Actually, that's a fair point. Maybe we need a "birthday boy" badge 67821[/snapback] Well what good will that be for us girls?!

Surely an "Old Bastid" one would have been more appropriate for today?

Ohhhhhhhhh dearie. I want the arcade AND the snowflakes!

Are you Fred Elliott?

Now, now girls! Am lovin' the snowflakes

Happy birthday uncle Scott!

Very festive!

I thought Instillagel was meant to be topical? I wouldn't fancy putting it in my mouth! Rub a piece of raw potato on it. No idea if/why it works. In fact, I think it's an old wives tale, but it's worth a go!

Police have admitted today that George Best was in fact not buried last week, and that in retrospect the decision to have him cremated in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday was a big mistake........

...Old Man Gemmill! 30 years young today and not a ging... errrrr.... grey hair to be seen! Have a happy day, dude.

Can this be un-stickified now?

And for some bizarre reason reminds me more than a little bit of our Sammy.

Karl Pilkington - complete comedy genius without even knowing it.

Parker Shearer Ameobi

"Ohhhhhhhh I need a pooooooo! I can't hold it in anymore! It's coming...... it's comiiiing!! "