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82063[/snapback] aahhh.... 82066[/snapback] more like!

Bout the same as when Backdoor attacked the Marsh when she was sitting on her bed....no-one stepped in there either 82074[/snapback] they're all spineless nobs, so much for George 5 mins earlier telling Maggott that he'd always stick up for anyone being abused, well well Georgie you didnt exactly come running to her aid there did you??? wanker! 82077[/snapback] Ooooo, great minds. I was typing exactly that.....

Pete is a fucking evil monster. He only did that for a reaction and greatly amused himself in the process. George and Preston were fucking spineless for not stepping in and challenging him.

Add Tia Maria and Baileys to it and it's ok 81965[/snapback] Anyone tried a 'Cheeky Vimto'? It's a measure of Port topped up with a Blue WKD (bet Mark knew that). Supposedly tastes like Vimto 81972[/snapback] Yep, you're supposed to down the bottle in one. 3 of them and you're well away 81994[/snapback] They're bloody lethal.

what would you like to chat about ??? 81990[/snapback] Actually I'm just off to watch Celeb BB , but feel free to put the world to rights in this liddle thread

I've had enough of talking about Asprilla's Foreskin. Let's talk about something else.

I don't think I'm contraversial at all. I'm not a very agressive person so I guess you could call me a pussy cat, but I'm shite at being told what to do which is why I'm self employed. 81897[/snapback] Never mind all that. I need to learn how to spell.

Creme de menthe is vile like.

Common sense - it's a girl thing.

AF, are you having some sort of Barrymore-esque breakdown? 81947[/snapback] Nah...just trying to be myself and still get along with people here...a tall order I admit...but one I'm persevering with..... 81951[/snapback] Here's a tip, and don't automatically get defensive cos I think you're probably a half-decent bloke, but you're trying too hard. You've shown in the past you can be canny and join in with the laughs, but you're far too easily offended and defensive, and it's not necessary. Stop attention-seeking, chill out and just enjoy the craic.

AF, are you having some sort of Barrymore-esque breakdown?

I think it's a shame that he couldn't come out and say nice things about Newcastle when he broke his foot. It pissed me off that instead of saying how disappointed he was at not being able to do a job for the club that paid a huge amount of money for him, pays him £100K a week and got him back into English football, all we got from him was that he wouldn't let the fans down by being back by the time the World Cup rolled around. I certainly think there could be more than a bit of truth in what Eriksson said about Owen, and I think that anyone who thinks any different is deluing themselves.

He pretends to be all outspoken and contraversial but I'll bet he's really just a pussycat that does as he's told.

No place on this forum for crude and offensive jokes tbh.

Oh yes

And generally the best place for a bloke

You not playing this time? 80301[/snapback] I didn't play last time - I was chief photographer Anyway, I'm not too good at sports that involve running - there's a couple of things that get in my way

Cheers. We've nominated you for Room 101

That Coogan film is being reviewed on Film 2006 with Jonathan Ross if anyone fancies a preview.

Need a physio/first-aider/someone to laugh at you all?

Chopra - never been good enough, isn't good enough at the moment and I don't believe he ever will be. Therefore we remain worryingly short of strikers.

Can you keep the abuse in the other forums please? 79502[/snapback] It's a shame that someone so much 'older and wiser' has to resort to that kind of abuse of fellow posters, don't you think?

A Cock and Bull Story with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon is supposed to be a canny British-made film. Supposedly irreverant and very funny.

PMS? 79323[/snapback] Aye, on Rob's part. Ridiculous over-reaction tbh.