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Named after her cats actually!

One of my best mates bought the place with her (then) bloke when it was just a shell of a place and they did it up. All the decor and stuff is her work and she worked ridiculously hard to turn it into a fab place. Unfortunately relationship problems meant she ended up leaving him and the cafe.

I think you'll find its cos I was one of the coool lads and you had to apply in triplicate with a waiting list of 2 years to get in with us. 90663[/snapback] Alternatively, she was just one of the ones who laughed and pointed!

I heard one of the Legends shows one day last week (before the Pompey game anyway) and MM was spouting an awful lot of shite about Parker pretty much along the same lines as you've posted above. A few different people phoned in and tried to argue the toss with him and he basically spoke over them and just kept saying "But what has he actually DONE since he got here?!" Errrrrrr....have you actually been watching him play, Malcolm, or do you just have a massive personal dislike of him, cos for every game I've seen him play (mebbes bar one) he's played a blinder As for him not moving out of the centre circle? (Mr McGroin) As far as I can see, he's doing his job solidly in midfield, doesn't try and play in positions that he's not capable of, and doesn't try and take any glory by wandering up front and trying to be a hero. He quietly gets on with what he's paid to do - which is more than can be said for a lot of our players!

I religiously bought Smash Hits for years and cut out every picture of Bros I could find (however tiny) and papered my bedroom walls with them. My parents refused to decorate my room for ages cos of that..

His son died in the UK apparently, but the stuff about him not being told is true according to this.. Source RIP, little one

You know you experienced the 90's if any of these ring a bell..... 1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops. 2) Gordon the Gopher and Edd the Duck. 3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4 me....' 4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit 5) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How Bizarre, How Bizarre" 6) Girls thought Blue Mascara was cool. 7) Girls actually fancied Gary Barlow more than Robbie Williams 8) The Racoons. 9) You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore them to death 10) Mr Motivator/ 11) Running on the spot dancing. 12) You wore leggings/cycling shorts with long t-shirts 13) You owned a Bennetton, NafNaf, sweater shop jumper or waistcoat 14) Girls owned scrunchies in an array of colours and tacky headbands with their names written on in thick glitter 16) You bought Smash Hits for the song lyrics and the immense amount of stickers that you would stick everywhere. 17) You had a pen pal 18) You could only watch the Simpson's on sky 19) On a Saturday afternoon you watched Catchphrase, Gladiators, Generation Game, Noels House Party and then Casualty 20) You taped the Pepsi Chartshow on radio one and tired in vain to pause the tape before the annoying guy talked and ruined the whole thing. 21) Cans of Coke were 25p 22) 10p Space Raiders Crisps 23) A grey Fruit of the Loom jumper was a must have 24) Sharkie & George were the crimebusters of the sea 25) Puffa jackets 26) You used the line "it's a free country" every day 27) The Sky Sports Blimp. 28) Impulse body spray for girls. 29) Hooch Alcoholic Lemonade. 30) 'Don't forget your toothbrush', 'TFI' and Big Breakfast with Chris Evans 31) You had at least one troll 32) You know the dance to Macarena and Saturday Night. You also tried to scat like Scatman John. 33) You watched Baywatch and longed for the day that Eddie & Sharni got together 34) You watched Byker Grove 'ha ha ha whatcha laughin at!' (the themesong ending), and saw PJ get shot in the eye with a paintball. 35) PJ and Duncan, not Ant and Dec. 36) Shellsuits & bumbags! 37) You longed to live in Beverley Hills 90210 38) Home and Away was a prime time ITV programe watched by millions 39) You owned a Spice Girls album 40) Fruit salads and black jacks 41) Strike it Lucky on a Sunday night with Michael Barrymore when he was straight & married 42) Chain letters 43) You had fake ID 44) You remember Todd Landers in Neighbours 45) You religiously watched Saved by the Bell on a Saturday morning 46) You more than likely lost/nearly lost a wobbly tooth on a wham bar. 47) CK one (probably the fake one from the market) 48) Going Live, then Live and Kicking was the place to be on a Saturday Morning - you know you remember the number 0181 811 8181 49) You knew every word to the theme tune from Fresh Prince of Bel Air 50) You collected Premier League Stickers and did swaps at playtime 51) Girls wore crappy lipstick such as - coffee shimmer, heather shimmer and birthday suit. 52) You wore Kickers and Wallaby's with the tags hanging from them 53) You thought saying - "I know you are, you said you are but what am I" to every cuss that that came your way 54) "Love Got The World in Motion" with the John Barnes Rap 55) You used to run away from some thing and shout ' leg iiiiiitt' 56) Had laces that were twirly, so tied themselves; only available is bright florecent colours. 57) You had one of those ethnic striped indie tops - probably in purple. 58) You said lush at least once every hour and everything was cool. 59) Status was achieved and judged by the number of friendship bands you had. 60) Coming home and watching kids TV like the broom cupboard.

what about the poor commuters? its idiots like that that make me late for work............................. 90467[/snapback] Nice to see you have a compassionate side. S-O, I'm a nurse.

I can't believe something like that can be allowed to happen - it's absolutely unthinkable. How do you ever recover from something like that?

Have a good day, foo'!

Thus proving the point about her being a bit funny looking!!

Never heard of her, but what a fucking name that is! 89992[/snapback] She's a bit funny-looking. Which isn't particularly reassuring.

Pud, really it depends on which one he is refering to doesn't it? If he means the one who was the main vocalist in the monkees, then no his mother wasn't the inventor of "liquid paper." If he means the one who took a lot of acid in the 60s/70s likes to sleep with mostly men and the occassional woman, has no lips and thinks he is a duke then no he wouldn't be much chop either. If he is refering to the one who indeed does owns a nice locker, then at least it would be interesting listening to the post match interview, especially on talk like a pirate day (Can you imagine how ecstatic Lou would be???) If he is refering to the former Wolves/Southampton/Stockport manager, who was accused and cleared of child abuse claims, then fuck we really need to address how low the bar has been set after what we have had to suffer under the managerialship of clueless. Let's at least aim high. 89985[/snapback] It might be my mate Dave Jones. He used to have ginger dreads and play the guitar which is a pre-requisite for a managerial post in anyone's book!

Mine included Hilary Swank, Madonna, and Audrey Tautou. Diverse to say the least...

He's very flamboyant is Mark Halsey. Not as bad for the ref we had against Mallorca (I think) at SJP a few years ago, who did jazz hands to say no penna. Strange chap. 89533[/snapback] Flamboyant?! Half the time he looked like he was flagging an aircraft in to land.

That's only because I moved here. You're all fat bastards. 89601[/snapback] That ava is horrible.

Unlucky! I'm on with a fab bunch, and it's peaceful at the moment so everything is nice and chilled. 89552[/snapback] Cath you know you shouldn't have opened your mouth. It must have all turned to mayhem as you haven't been here for hours. 89582[/snapback] You weren't wrong. I need to go and eat my tea which I was just sitting down to at 11.30pm

Unlucky! I'm on with a fab bunch, and it's peaceful at the moment so everything is nice and chilled.

The relevance? The pic is of Sheila from Shameless. Now anyone who watched will know that she's a bit of a fruit loop and more than slightly kinky in the bedroom. At the match on Saturday I was wearing jeans with a plaited leather belt on. Anyone in the vicinity that misbehaved got a whipping!

Sounds like a promise to me 89454[/snapback] No doubt in your language, a chocolate chip cookie and a jam doughnut are actually references to some kind of deviant sexual behaviour! 89455[/snapback] Like you wouldn`t know Madam Whiplash.. 89459[/snapback] He loved it Okay, you bunch of bastids, I'm off to work. Hope you all have a splendiferous evening

Well people who misbehave ought to be punished!

Sounds like a promise to me 89454[/snapback] No doubt in your language, a chocolate chip cookie and a jam doughnut are actually references to some kind of deviant sexual behaviour!

A clincher for any woman surely? 89451[/snapback] The only stipulation being that you need to be in Gateshead in the next half an hour. It only involves carrying a pager and then being able to run fast to the hospital's Labour Ward if it goes off.