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There are some things that cannot be unseen

Tickets for my brother's birthday to see Freddie Flintoff in discussion at the City Hall in October. Been listening to his podcast recently and it's brilliantly funny. The condition of the gift, as is always the case when I gift him tickets for anything is that he takes me with him

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes and Other Lessons From The Crematory by Caitlin Doughty - a 30-yr old mortician. It's honest. fascinating, macabre and full of black humour that appeals to me. We're all going to shuffle off this mortal coil at some point but we don't like to talk about it, but she does. Enjoying it very much

Bless her. Ironically I can't stand the sight of blood personally (not mine, anyway)

(It's not his wedding but it's as close as you're gonna get )

Become a hairdresser?

Imagine if there was more than one CT

Indeed I will

Taking salad to work tonight and having it with salmon marinaded in ginger, chilli and lime. Deeelish.

You should give them a try. You'll never go back

Yes it exists, shithead. And it's bigger than ever.

Tastes like chicken?

Umunna has just withdrawn from the leadership contest apparently..

This is really fucking random, but as I read that I got a text from the bairn's dad saying that there's mayhem in the classroom next to his as the supply teacher has a glass eye and is tapping it with a pencil as he teaches

Police investigating allegations of vote-rigging in Farage constituency.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32725167

Fucking hell. That's a bit close to the knuckle, isn't it?

You've never locked them in a cupboard?

One for the parents amongst us... http://www.dose.com/lists/20164/19-Times-Parents-Perfectly-Described-Parenting-In-A-Single-Tweet?llid=OmgX&utm_source=sz-social&utm_medium=9kaK&utm_campaign=OmgX&luid=3d203f4c-e259-43a8-8e05-14acd4bc42d9

I live in Washington man, I wouldn't holiday on my own doorstep! Despite the Nissan Factory and Penshaw Monument being some of Wearside's landmarks

I genuinely can't think of a worse way to spend a holiday.

Just been reading about the Sally Bercow saga. Now there's a woman in the midst of a mid-life crisis http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/sally-bercows-marriage-to-commons-speaker-in-jeopardy-after-she-is-reportedly-accused-of-having-an-affair-with-his-cousin-10240247.html

Vegas has never, ever appealed to me and I say that as a travel nut.

Dear me