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Oh my word, he's gorgeous.

Cheers lads. Poor little love was almost invincible. Remember when dad brought her and her sister home as 10wk old kittens just before I went to uni, she's just always been there. It's my dad I feel sorry for as she was his little mate and adored him. He wanted to take her to the vet last week when she started to be really poorly but "didn't want to be the one to kill her" Bless him.

Dad had to take the ancient, little family cat to be put to sleep today. She was 21 and up until the last couple of days was tough as old boots. I saw her yesterday and she was confused, could hardly walk and wouldn't eat. My mam couldn't find her this morning (she normally sleeps in her bed in the shed) and she'd somehow got out of the garden and had gone to lie down in the back field, so she knew it was time. So did we but I'm gutted.

That and Dragons: Race to the Edge were the reason for getting it in the first place.

I have it on DVD

Finally gave in to Netflix after constant nagging from the child. Have spent the last hour adding things to my list. Anything I shouldn't miss - given that I don't do dragons and fantasy shit Got mainly stand-up and some documentaries so far..

What they don't know won't hurt them...

Comedy fans might want to check out Pete Holmes - You Made It Weird podcast. It's almost exclusively US comedians but there are some little bits of class in there including an hour with Noel Gallagher, and the Tim Minchin one is excellent.

One of my patients told me to go and fuck myself last night. Slightly ungrateful, I thought considering we'd just stopped him bleeding to death.

Wor Chezza was looking a bit gaunt tonight, I thought.

I don't mind Burr. I didn't like his stuff at first but I've come around to it a bit.

You and Jo Brand man Schumer is just so fake. I'm generally not a fan of US female comics as it is but she's unwatchable IMO.

Can't get away with Amy Schumer. Watched some of her stand-up recently and I find her very annoying, not to mention unfunny.

At 4.30am this is hilarious

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34072712

Nah, that was Stallone.

That death looks suspicious, mind(s)

That is brilliant

Ice-T's crazy wife is pregnant and as loopy as ever... http://www.etonline.com/news/170610_coco_already_got_her_unborn_daughter_high_heels_to_wear_out_of_the_hospital/

WTF?! Have you wet the bed?

He never uses the bloody thing - he has a cleaner! It's locked in a cupboard quietly sobbing to itself and contemplating removing it's own fuse.

My Grandma buys me a bottle of Malibu for every birthday. She's done it since I was 17

Bring it, beeyatch.

You've been middle-aged the whole time I've known you, so you'd know I guess.