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I think I'll live, thanks

Can you two not find somewhere else to lick each others backsides?

Gogglebox back on Friday

Patronising as ever, Adam

I had a 3-year old at the time trying to eat the bloody things Anyway, would it appear racist if I attempt to make a cake of Howard from the Halifax advert for our next nightshift baking challenge? EDIT And no, it won't just look like a cake made out shit before you all start

No, but it is to insult other people for theirs.

THEY WERE NORMAL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, OKAY?! Bastards.

What are you laughing at, shithead?

Errrrrr, okay

That was just a particularly bad angle and not bad for a first attempt, you fuckers!

Evans for me in a morning after jumping between various shows after Moyles left 3yrs ago. Enjoy afternoon edition on 5Live with Dan Walker between 1-4pm too.

Head-to-head with Grimshaw on Radio 1 and I can't bloody wait

Between 3-5am is the worst if there's nothing in theatre. That's when you start Googling "crap celebrity cakes" and decide to challenge your anaesthetist to make one himself...

A few weeks ago I challenged one of the docs at work to bake a celebrity (of my choosing) themed cake for the next time we were working together. Last night he produced this masterpiece...

I'm going to let it go on this occasion. Aldi is a great place to shop and ridiculously cheap in comparison to Sainsbury's/Asda (or Waitrose/M&S in Snobby McSnob's case)

Just not a lad.

I reckon I'm safe here

Nice to see the empathy exuding from this UKIP candidate. Vile.

Ah okay. It looks very similar to the place my friend's sister got married a few days back.

This is going to be very, very weird if it turns out to be the same place, but is that Chateau de Clerbice?

Not sure it'll make it onto my list

Can we have c-tags for that word before I ban toonotl?

I know everyone jokes about The Sixth Sense but someone did ruin that for me just after it came out and whilst I was looking forward to seeing it. Still refuse to watch it out of general huffiness.

You tit