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Aye, it can sound a bit cliquey when there's a few together My brother and I both work in anaesthetics at the same hospital and if we get on talking about work I know my dad just glazes over and tries to nod in the right places.

If it weren't for the fact that it's in a thread which is hugely serious, I'd suspect copious amounts of WUMmery.

I was thinking the same myself. But then I know that I use worky-speak that must sound like a foreign language to some people.

Wow.

HMHMHMHM, if you put your birthday on your profile then maybe we would've had the first fucking clue that it was actually your birthday! Happy birthday for Tuesday pet (Just realised it's the 8th and therefore the same day as mancy's. I'll remember next year...)

That bottom bit could absolutely be siamese Alex in a frilly hat. Soz to spoil it for you all

Happy birthday pet

How much do cockneys pay for their shampoo? Paaaantene It's goodnight from me

We're not dealing with a normal child here. His logic is that Vader used to be good therefore it's acceptable to like him. I've no doubt that he's heading for a life of super-geekery and will eventually take over the world. See my post above. You're a bad influence!

Aye, the bairn likes Potter too, especially Voldemort. He's besotted with Star Wars and Darth Vader the minute like. I can see Christmas being entirely set in a galaxy far, far away this year.

Do grown-up blokes still watch The Simpsons? I thought it was something probably most enjoyed by my 6-yr-old and teenagers/20-somethings.

Hi, just wondered if you chaps would like to borrow a couple of handbags?

Yep. Give it a go - you might be surprised.

It's manc-mag's birthday today. No point making him a thread cos he's too good for this place now He's on about coming up for a game soon if anyone wants to play out.

I think I'll live, thanks

Can you two not find somewhere else to lick each others backsides?

Gogglebox back on Friday

Patronising as ever, Adam

I had a 3-year old at the time trying to eat the bloody things Anyway, would it appear racist if I attempt to make a cake of Howard from the Halifax advert for our next nightshift baking challenge? EDIT And no, it won't just look like a cake made out shit before you all start

No, but it is to insult other people for theirs.

THEY WERE NORMAL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, OKAY?! Bastards.

What are you laughing at, shithead?