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Is this the equivalent of girls going to the toilet in pairs?

Made chocolate fudge cake. Our surgeon couldn't be bothered to go up to the kitchen for a knife..

Just watching the report on the news now - awful Thoughts are with you all.

What a huffy fucker! It was class

Have yourselves an extra hour in bed tonight

A girl can't be sugar and spice the whole time. Guilty as charged.

It's been a long haul, Stevie. Glad the treatment has finally come to an end for you. Now please try not to spoil it by drinking 15 pints and having a seizure tonight eh?

Baileys cheesecake being made in the morning for the chosen few on nights tomorrow

You were shocked by that over the dead (born) babies?? He's brutal like.

The Williams thing is a mixture of tributes and bits of his sets/interviews/films. Just reminds you how bloody class he was. Aye, I've got the Pryor documentary added too. I just need 48hrs in a day to get round to them all.

Practically my entire saved Netflix stuff is stand-up. Quite like Jeselnik so will have a look. You seen the Robin Williams tribute programme?

That's so sad about his wife - poor bugger. And it doesn't matter what age someone gets to - it's still heartbreaking for the family. My grandparents are 89 and 90 and totally independent with no medical problems (I think Grandma might have eye drops) They live in a 3-bed semi with the steepest stairs I've ever climbed and they've just been to my auntie's house in Spain for a week. Yet I know at some point, probably fairly soon, they won't be here anymore and the phrase "But they had a good innings" will be little comfort. We had to operate on a patient in his 30's recently at work who had a brain aneurysm and was "brain dead" on intensive care. We retrieved some of his organs for transplant into patients who were desperately waiting around the country. Retrievals are always a wake-up call to me - reminding me to complain less and appreciate more. And if anyone is humming and hahh'ing when the time comes - can someone give the docs a nudge and tell them I'm happy for them to have whatever they need!

Ohhhh I'm sure you'll find something

Sorry we don't meet your high standards of drug expertise, like. Personally I was too busy living in the real world

Cheers, big ears

Can you remember what it's called? You should have a gander at the You Made It Weird podcast with Pete Holmes. There's all kinds of stuff in there that would be right up your alley. Some of them are a bit over the top on the American fake scale but loads of them are really interesting.

Have heard a lot about it recently, as it happens. Freaky, albeit natural shit!

It's going to be very different. I have a friend that has lived and worked over there for 20yrs and a group of us are going to mainly work with his charity. It's a ridiculous opportunity and the travel bug won't leave me alone, despite balancing it out with the guilt of leaving the bairn at home for 2 weeks. I'm desperate to take him with me but he's probably just too young, despite the fact I'm absolutely convinced he's wise enough to make a bigger contribution than I can.

I've seen this before so I won't spoil it, but she's stunning

Flights to Peru booked. 11 days working with a charity in a town on the Amazon only accessible by air or boat. Working between a hospital, school and orphanage and then 3 days further down the river in an EcoLodge taking in some wildlife and local hospitality. Can't bloody wait.

I'm clearly missing out on some benefit or other that I should be claiming! (Not entitled to anything from anyone apparently)

What possessed you to eat raw onion?! Dear gawd Go to the chemist - get Imodium! Drink water and nothing else for 24hrs. Raw onion will just play further havoc with you. Oh and I'm one glass of wine away from changing your username to Montezuma's Revenge

Well that's me no good now. Fucking hell man.

Wasn't it?