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Blatantly stolen from Twitter but thought it might be a bit of fun for a Friday afternoon. My favourites so far include.. Giggs in blankets Sleigh Given A Pardew in a pear tree Hosanna in Kanchelskis etc...

What do you buy 90-yr-old grandparents? Thinking of just making some Baileys chocolate truffles and putting them in a pretty box

Finishing the wrapping, except for the last couple of bits that are yet to be delivered. Fairly organised this year.

You need the Q3 from Haymarket - it does a loop around Ouseburn. Map and times are here.. https://www.simplygo.com/all-services/quaylink

The bairn is insisting on going to see Star Wars in his Darth Vader outfit. But he is 6, so it's acceptable. image sharing

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tributes-paid-north-east-television-10608453 Awww My dad is devastated as he always used to joke he was going to run off with her when my mam was at work

That's okay. It's so far removed from reality that it hasn't offended

You pair of knobheads!

Yes, I'm a geek. No, I don't care. That rocket launch this morning was ah-may-zing. Took me back to being a kid and being absolutely mesmerised by watching the space shuttle take off and wanting to be an astronaut. That is all.

Disturbing tbh.

Try not to get too drunk and lairy Have a lush day

It does say that it was following a nosebleed. And CT/Grey's Anatomy/my messy job etc. Aye, it should really be in the Random thread...

I'm really not sure! And this is why when you have a nosebleed you should always tilt your head forward and let it run out rather than let the blood go down into your stomach/lungs. You're welcome.

We have a washing machine specifically for our theatre shoes for a reason Not for the squeamish if you're not good with blood, but it's actually amazing.. 80 yr old male with nose bleed for 2 days. Refused to go to ER. Wife finally talked husband to go to ER. He coded shortly after arriving. Medical doctor went to do intubation and found this. Pulled it out in one piece. It a blood clot that goes from his nose down his airway and into his lungs. It's an amazingly beautiful blood clot.

Yeah, cos when you deliberately order a 48" TV it comes as a shock when it gets there and is massive.

ewerk, I love you very much but if you call it a 'break' once more I'm going to ban you

The bairn wants them to win

Keep putting it off here. Not going to get away with it much longer once the bairn is back from his dads tomorrow...

Glenridding has flooded again

It's my grandma's 90th birthday on Thursday. She recently mentioned that she and my grandda (91 on Christmas Eve) would love to go to the Lakes for a few days in the spring so that's what us grandchildren are giving her as her pressie. Can't help but think now is the time to book...

Nah. Gave up on you useless gits and bought the DVD. It's good

My friends in Allendale have just said the water is coming in faster than they can mop it up

Well, there's at least 2 of my roof tiles smashed on the patio...

Pretty much, but without the pop career and wealth.