Wardi

I witnessed a convicted Dwarf attempting to make good his escape from Durham jail today by shimmying down the prison wall via some tied together blankets. I thought to myself ' that's just a little condescending'.

Pen to Everton? Not given after a visit to the screen

FA Cup draw on BBC shortly.

Couldn't happen to a nicer club. 🤗

Our old honest boy scout puts Kettering ahead. 😄

Arteta retires to the dressing room to compose his usual charming, gracious in defeat and sportsmanlike post match speech.

Pen to West Ham, 2-1

The funeral will be held tomorrow for the scientist who discovered wheat allergies, he has sadly passed away age 78. His family have requested no flours at the service.

Some years ago in Corfu I saw a local guy climb onto his motorcycle with a small child as pillion passenger. He leaned over with a lit cigarette in his mouth and unscrewed the fuel cap to see how much was left in the tank. 🤔

My Dad took me to this game when I was a nipper. Sixpence in old currency for the programme and I do remember a vendor who wandered along the touch line shouting 'peanuts, tanner a bag'. 2-0 to the Toon (Iley, Penman) which confirmed our promotion from the old Div.2.

I once knew a girl who had one leg shorter than the other. Eileen She had a sister who didn't have one leg shorter than the other. Noleen.