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Exactly the kind of stance that means we'll never get rid of the cunt. 50,000 happy fuckers or 50,000 whinging fuckers - there's no difference to him. It's the precious walk-all-over-us "die-hards" that are ultimately and unintentionally keeping him here. Simple as. as for elliot I don't care if he's the second coming of Christ (because you like his twitter feed) he still isnt good enough, amongst others

Who's this nob

Cunts can fuck right off, I'm starting to see those that turn up to support these fuckin arseholes as scabs tbh

Replacing a loyal local backup for Krul with a shit cockey cunt reaping rewards as well, don't care how much credit he got for keeping the score down last week he's wank

More attempts but hammered again. net spend on strikers since buying the club minus £38m

If ben arfa was on, not defending, he wouldn't have been that deep and we wouldn't have conceded that free kick. Playing shite over ability backfires again. Shock

West Brom winning though hehehe

Even the singing corner would struggle for enthusiasm for that team. There for the taking these but we haven't selected the team to do it.

Mike Ashleys's shit after a skinful and a curry

Gosling starting ahead of our most entertaining player when we've nowt to even play for is inexcusable. Anyone that's renewed next season wants shooting with shit.

Think Fulham's aging squad would struggle in the Championship with all the games mind, if they bounce back it'd have to be after a major overhaul.

We went down with much better players than they have and in a way we were lucky that Carroll came to the boil whilst we were down there. I think they think that they'll come straight back up just because of how easy we made it look. When their big earners leave they'll end up a mid table Championship club, it'll be interesting what Ellis Short does when they go down as well. It's all well and good having a FTM badge on your tie you yank cunt, but are you going to bankroll a Championship side's push for promotion back to the Premier League, where you've been losing £23m a season anyway!

Lee Ryder: Newcastle United will continue to lag behind Liverpool with their current approach Don't even know what comment to make.

Sailor Jerry is my new favourite for after I go past the point of no return on the beers. Weird because I find all other dark rum foul and undrinkable.

They're all so downbeat and resigned to it now as well, there'll be no roaring them on till the very end. 0 points from their next 4 games won't do much to raise spirits mind

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Nah it was definitely a fat complex, he went anorexic for a bit afterwards if you remember. Piled it back on again now like.

Should be capable? Coloccini was only ever a 'lead by example' captain, being a good professional (does he even speak english?). You're over-rating tiote, he's a spoiler (and good at it) but ability wise limited and in no way have I ever seen him marshal the team from midfield.

Carr is working within set criteria where players have to be young and be good value that will go on to rise. Leader's are generally experienced players who're battle-hardened and know their onions. Not having any of those is what's costing us. Young players that already have that quality alongside a winning mentality are the ones that go for the sort of money that Ashley won't pay

Cabaye didn't in January. Would he have gone on strike before the world cup if we'd said no? Nope. We could have kept him till summer had we had any ambition to finish the promising start to the season

Moving the signing section was to piss them off definitely. Thin skin for a billionaire hasn't he

I did. Looking at the bigger picture, shitting on a club hero of recent times mightn't be that important but it probably bothered more fans than it did Shearer. I'm sure takings must be down in there since he did it as well.

Suarez demanded a move last summer btw CT, ambitious clubs deal with matters differently.

Wasn't part of our super scouting set-up signing players with the right character/attitude? Who signs the players? Not a single leader on the pitch. One or two good professionals, but we don't have an authoritarian figure and it's costing us.