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Hope Sky are putting their subscription cost down after letting BT get their hands on the CL. Disgraceful if they don't

Still prefer Carver to Pardew, he doesn't make me want to break the TV every time he's interviewed.

Worth remembering that De Jong is the best ~£50m player ever bought for £5m

A Sports Direct operations expert is the last thing I had BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE down as

That's The Fish's next quiz question ruined

We'd need to pay someone to take those 2 from us.

No Malice in his decisions like when he massively undercut the club shop for shirts or when he split the singing corner up?

Wish some decent journalists would sink their teeth into Sports Direct and it's dealings/supply chain etc and launch a bit of an ongoing campaign against it.

I'd have Karanka off 'boro in a heartbeat

He obviously wasn't hindering them too much. Not too much room for passengers in top sides.

I don't know if he's the player he was but he was massively underrated when he was playing regularly for Man Utd. I thought his insides were fucked though? No brainer if his health problems are behind him.

Does anyone think the Flecther talk was just a ruse to soften us up and endear us to him before he thrusts this app upon us? I'll be giving it a download. Fixtures are just sooooooo hard to find. God send.

Ashley Cole Tevez Anelka?

Nah

Swindon town

Can't afford any players...

Ryder says we're facing "one of the biggest" backroom compo payouts if we ditch Carver, Stone etc then mentions a paltry £2m figure Chronicle back in the club's pocket

Cabaye and Debuchy with synchronised injuries. Missing each other more than they're letting on?

Kuszczak, The Fish? Was it him?

£5m is nowt in football now man, unless you're us then it's a big money signing

Boro win again. Tight at the top of the Championship. I'm weirdly routing for them, think football in the area would benefit from us having 3 top flight teams.

Minging by the Chronicle as well. Have they published anything to say they're unbanned? Or just hoping that we don't notice their sudden softened stance?

Wonder when these medium/long term plans will bear fruit. It's the 5 year plan all over again.

My pal who is suspiciously overly calorie conscious for a man, tried them and said they're canny decent. I tried the Linda McCartney ones and they're brutal.