ClubSpinDoctor

I can't get over how thick he is.

Basically.... are the portions huge?

He's honestly too thick even for retail management and he's found himself managing a premier league club. Unreal

He predicted a loss 2 posts later ffs Talk about covering your bases

A point per game average is impressive? There's seasons where it'd relegate you, you ridiculously ugly mong

I expect we'll finish on around 42-44 points. Cracking season

That West Brom win makes for uncomfortable reading for those down there

13 games to get 6 points... give over

Was that a chorus of "are you Pardew in disguise?"

Janmaat hacking people down for fun

He needs to start every game Cisse

Spending a boat load of money was probably the first step in the right direction. Probably more key to their success than how many millilitres his centre halves piss

Shame we play them too early to relegate them.

Who's their next messiah?

Reverse psychology from Carver, Pardew thinks Gouff and Willo are mint

Away man

Well I was more suggesting that to engineer a move he'd have likely had a better move lined up and/or have been tapped up accordingly beforehand.

Nice one, did you buy it like? Is it suitable for me as a nov or should I try and pick some basics up first? Oh and do I need owt? I've got a yoga mat.

I obtained it on your recommendation, there isn't really any way of knowing what video to start with or a schedule to follow. I'm a total novice, opened the folder and thought "eh?", then "nah".

I'm not saying he isn't a bit deluded or whatever, just trying to explain to you why he's liked because you called it odd.

2 years remaining isn't really your contract coming to an end. The bit about leaving during his peak footballing-wise because of a dispute with a common enemy isn't conjecture though - so I don't know why you find it odd that people like him. They say nothing unites like a common enemy, after all.

Fair enough about us the last bit, obviously that one good season was his last one here though so people can rightly criticise the club and ask why he was allowed to go when we were finally seeing the best of him on the pitch. He left when he was at his peak footballing-wise because of a dispute with a common enemy. That's why he's generally well liked here, nothing really odd about it