BallstheCat

.@Domino_Flyclops Taken steps to get them and their crappy game banned. Made a formal complaint because I'm civilised and those fucks aren't

Domino playing old gits dominate. Young couple and baby slip quietly out. This country is fucked. Old enough to know better too #uncivilised

The next #safc managerial appointment will be a mistake

There was less fuss in Milan when #Mussolini was hung upside down on a meat hook from the roof of an Esso gas station and spat on. #DiCanio

All football fans talk a heap of shite about their own clubs which have all been a heap of shite at one time or another. #heapofshite

Where can I find an on-line application form? #safc

RT @boggenstrovia: @BallstheCat You might like to note I have written a brand new article on Espionage and Spying on Television at http://t…

Garden Wars have begun. My secret weapon is wearing that grim, determined look which next door's lawyer daughter Portia really ought to fear

There’ll be a shitload of fat bastards singing to Stevie Bruce that he gets his suits from Jackamo today #NUFC

#ff @henkpfister Absolutely the furthest out on my list

.@officialUKMail needs to tell its insane delivery driver working in the N Tyneside area to slow the fuck down before he kills someone #fool

Listening to 'The Last Ship' before the 'garden' meeting with Portia this morning. Unsure how it'll affect the tenor of the conversation...

RT @profanityswan: @HarryFlowersOBE @auralgloria I'm just finally properly getting into Steely Dan. It's arguably the best thing about my l…

"We're building a prison society here." AWT #bbcqt

.@CaulkinTheTimes did you happen to read my blog “The Last Samurai - in defence of Paolo Di Canio”? It's been doing the rounds all week

RT @duncanwellaway: Please retweet if you like this film and want the BBC to screen in November 2014.http://t.co/IxPylEpa0G#lettersofserv…

“Ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh aarrr” - international talk like pirate fucking day.

RT @henkpfister: I assumed all those #ioS tweets must be about Lebedev plans for a Sunday i. The reality is even less exciting than that.

Is it too much to ask for the chance to walk down the tunnel with PDC on derby day and onto the field to and blow kisses to my #safc fans?

They agreed to the pruning of the offending branches and introduced me to their daughter, Portia who would be handling things from here.

Trying to bum a ticket next to Paolo here #safc v #nufc http://t.co/8ntlcalUqi

I came to defend Di Canio, not to praise him. The evil that little, shit, doesn't go like that does it?

“The traditional repository of the protest vote” #LibDems