BallstheCat

An Australian Shakespeare Company is unthinkable? I mean, imagine the confusion?

You never see Christopher Reeve and Glen Hoddle on the same planet. Just saying #avfc #thfc

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Excellent http://t.co/pj3OZw5ItW

RT @HarryFlowersOBE: @SteelyDanSays Donald, come and play a gig in my garden. I’ll make the sandwiches.

RT @LFBarfe: Just filed my weekly @TheLadyMagazine radio column. I need a job. Several, in fact. As a freelance, I always welcome new jobs.

.@KONECorporation needs to tell its selfish drivers @sainsburys Northumberland Park, N Tyneside operates a one-way system in its car park

RT @HarryFlowersOBE: Even wankered on drugs, Elvis was better than any of your two bob 90s bands. http://t.co/jojfIz8pf5

Mm, tough one. Just shoot all three. #plebgate

I never thought we should go to war with Syreeta either #Syreeta

RT @JohnnyR1Red: The e fit is the dad

Students in first class with their iPhones and shit, travelling back to Uni after a weekend at home. 'Uhm yeah, can I get a sandwich?' #barf

S.Q.U.I.R.T. http://t.co/Ufn1fSu8I0

“Clean Up Woman” by @MsBettyWright is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/S5Wj4lFpJx

I love my #pub. And I know my #pub loves me. #pub

RT @DrZoomSonicBoom: @dannykellywords use of the phrase "to be fair" - #straightred

Dear @BBCSport http://t.co/aWAHuNUTT8 It's 'different from'. I know this because you taught me.

RT @AlwynTurner: Today is official publication date for my long awaited (by me) book on Glam Rock. Hurry while stocks last... http://t.co/j…

RT @LFBarfe: I'm disappointed that nobody's emerged from the #sexbox with a face like a plasterer's radio.

“If I Can't Change Your Mind” by Sugar is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/5i1PG37sOY

Battered ego on toast please. Two slices.

I truly don't give a shitless fuck. #bbcqt Drop me off at Teetree...

RT @LuxePain: I don’t want to hear moans about striking teachers. Follow one if you don’t know what they ‘actually’ do.

RT @henkpfister: David Cameron's sphincter is the worst of British valves presenting itself as the best.

Pixies EP1 is hugely melodic and infectious. Black Francis is on top pop form. I love the Pixies. Man alive I LOVE the Pixies #tunes *ahem*