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RT @tfeditor1892: SAFC v NUFC - TF Match Report - http://t.co/upLq8uN0Rq #NUFC #SAFC http://t.co/mkvyBu87wP

How will Andy greet Lou? Ah, white light I said, now, goodness knows…Guitar…#LouReed

RT @GaspardWinckler: "One chord is fine. Three chords and you're playing jazz."

I burnt my chicken bastard pie earlier and now I can't find the FUCKING BREAD! Hate it when @Milly_Ratched 'works late' *winks knowingly*

RT @brokenbottleboy: Lou Reed dead at 71. Was I the only one who thought he would just stare death out?

RT @danielmaier: COCKS.

RT @Fretwel: Janan Ganesh. There was a time before #GBBO when this name would not have conjured up images of shiny chocolate cake to me.

#nufc making things easy for #safc with injuries and suspensions...

Repeat the bit where you were totally out of tune to guarantee exit #XFactor

Look #XFactor

RT @JohnnyR1Red: “@skytyneandwear: #SAFC midfielder David Vaughan says their squad is too good to go down http://t.co/IIvpFZNzAH” embarrass…

RT @JohnnyR1Red: “@martinhardyindy: 'Lee Cattermole: I nearly quit Sunderland over di Canio,' from today's Independent http://t.co/V5QGjwTU…

When did that stop? The irony is *coughs* there’s very little reason for my continued existence. I stopped being all that. I stopped being.

For millions of animals, your jolly Christmas celebrations are the source of considerable and unnecessary brutality... RIP #RoytheTurkey

You wouldn’t think I’d vacuumed in here today