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Yeah we're all convinced we had it in December 2019 in Troops Towers we all had flu like symptoms & i had an awful cough i couldnt shift i must have drunk gallons of nasty cough medicine. Chances are it was in the country way before Boris decided to tell everyone

Apparently the record industry are reporting a shortage of vinyl to make records. I wouldn't be surprised if Boris said something like if you've got any old records in your collection you hardly listen to. Could you melt them down & send them in so we can make new ones 😆

COVID was spreading in Wuhan as early as summer 2019 – reports Coronavirus infections were apparent in China much earlier than was initially thought, according to a report seen by the Telegraph. Analysts from cyber security consultancy Internet 2.0 found "notable, significant and abnormal" purchases of PCR lab equipment in the second half of 2019. Spending in the Hubei Province on PCR equipment nearly doubled to £7.8 million in 2019 from £4 million in 2018 and £3.3 million in 2017, according to the report. These products are critical in tracking COVID infections. China's uplift in spending began as early as May 2019 – seven months before it alerted the World Health Organisation about the virus. In their report, experts said: "We have come to the conclusion that, based on the data analysed, it suggests the virus was highly likely to be spreading virulently in Wuhan, China, as early as the summer of 2019 and definitely by the autumn. "We assess with high confidence that the pandemic began much earlier than China informed the WHO about COVID-19."

This from The Mail Boris denying the supply chain is in chaos Asked directly if he thought the situation was a 'crisis', he replied: 'No.' But he admitted that Christmas might only be better from a 'low base' amid fears of ongoing shortages - after it was effectively cancelled during the pandemic last year. And he conceded that the government's efforts to bring in more lorry drivers from abroad are having limited success, with just 127 having applied for emergency visas.

Here you go Renton mate

Boris admits only 127 drivers have applied for emergency visa's to help him get out of the shit storm. Oh dear looks like Xmas could go "tits up " Boris me old chum

Very relaxing watching it

Sod Facebook going down im watching that volcano going mental on youtube

Young polar bear asks his dad "am I a real polar bear" his dad replies of course you are I'm a polar your a polar bear we are polar bears. The youngster walks away. 10 minutes later the youngsters back again and says am i a real polar bear his dad replies I'm a polar bear your mams a polar your a polar bear we're polar bears. So off he goes again 10 minutes later he's back again with the same question am I a real polar bear. By now his dads getting pissed off he says look son I'm a polar bear your mams a polar bear your grandad & grandma are polar bears so your a polar. So why do you keep asking the same question. The youngster replies because I'm fucking freezing

So the petrol crisis is easing yet Boris is send the army to drive fuel tankers on Monday 😁

This has draw written all over it. Probably be 3-0 though

Bono & The Edge walk into a pub the barman says "Not U2 again"

There's a video going round of some knobhead filling a bucket with a plastic bin bag at the pump. The level of stupidity is baffling

I'm looking forward to him mumbling & bumbling his way through PMQs today

The volcano on La Palma is going mental this morning. The BBC ARE now saying the lava can now be seen falling into the sea. The big fear is the toxic gas this will create

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10037965/Boris-begs-end-fuel-panic-buying-claiming-crisis-stabilising.html Army 'will start driving fuel tankers to petrol stations THIS WEEK' despite Boris Johnson's claim that petrol panic-buying is 'stabilising' as PM rejects calls to give NHS workers queue-jumping priority

There's footage of some dickhead pulling a knife on another driver going round. The driver reversed back a bit then promptly drove forward & knocked the fucker over. Exactly what I would have done

Seems like EU drivers have told Boris to stick his 3 month short contacts up his arse they say "its not worth it"

The petrol shortage is starting to affect schools. Some school buses in Oxfordshire aren't running as they have no fuel. Also some teachers can't get into schools for the same reason. Apparently as tankers are pulling up at garages & filling up people are straight onto social media & within hours the garages are empty again. Seems like telling people NOT to panic buy has had the complete opposite effect. What now Boris old chum

Sorry to hear that mate it sounds an awful situation your in

Aye we've just had an e mail saying we're getting moved to Octopus from Avro

https://news.sky.com/story/climate-protesters-insulate-britain-block-m25-near-heathrow-12419489 Doing their bit to help drivers conserve petrol 😅