Dr Gloom

He should keep predicting us to lose and we might finish 2nd

done

3-1 to us

Some effort

Yeah

💯 it was such a waste of a decade and a half. For us and him. But he probably made decent money out of owning the club, which is all he’s arsed about

Sky, ITV and CNN?!? had streams of it too so the total numbers were even higher. If I’d been home I’d probably have done the parade and watched the event in a boozer too but it was funny as fuck watching the players celebrate on stage - Bruno stole the show bit Isak was class too. Final word has go to Eddie. He looked like he was having a ball and seemed more relaxed on stage in front of 100k fans and a live global audience than he does being interviewed post-match.

That was class. I even enjoyed watching the “event” in the end. Big crowd but looks like most of those lining the streets made the right call by going to the boozer. I imagine town bars will do a roaring trade this evening. Bruno stole the show but I enjoyed Isak’s attempt at Geordie too. And finally an interview with him without a question about his future! The Sela drone thing was a bit anticlimactic but maybe it was more impressive in the flesh.

Unreal scenes man. People Hanging from lampposts, rooftops, Bus stops.

he’s off his tits isn’t he

albert luque wrap it up?

Anyone know if the parade or event are being streamed anywhere? Nothing suggests so on the nufc website

For years I thought George Michael was singing about a semi frontier in last Christmas.

Gary Stevenson is starting to make waves as a credible voice of the left. I think he has a future in politics

President Vance could be even worse

i have zero clue who any of the musicians are. maybe psr stopped them getting sam fender over the line

Just doing my bit for the big Mitch summer, yeah?

a hungover purchase (bought the day after the cup final)

there are pictures of burn, barnes and trippier out at the darts all over social media

i'll pass on the bubbles, but i confess i bought one of those carabou champions 25 kits. i didn't bother with the home kit this season because i didn't like the big white patch on the back and i'm too middle aged to be getting a player name and number. i definitely won't look like a dick at all with champions 25 on the back of the overpriced polyester kit instead

targett is rumoured to be on 100k - he should be one of the first out of the door for that reason alone. crazy wages to be paying the third choice player in his position. wilson's on a similar deal and he'll be out the door too. tripper is the one i think has shown he might be worth holding on to for another season

i'm confident he stays - if we get champions league football. we won't need to sell him. the only way that changes is if a club like real come in, which seems unlikely unless they sell vini

he may as well sign a new deal for a load more money, even if he does plan to leave. contracts are pretty meaningless if a player wants to leave. just gives the selling club a stronger hand. not that we have a weak one given he's still got three years left on the deal. it all hinges on champions league football. if we get that we should smash the wagee structure to keep this lad - he's that good - and give him something north of £300k a week, which he would expect to get at liverpool or madrid