Dr Gloom

joke signing, joke club, joke manager, joke chairman

it's about time someone gave shepherd the dreaded vote of confidence

it's really a question of how shit. griffin is shit. carr is shit. who's the shittier of the two? a difficult question tbh

bring on the 3 minute torture. man city on saturday lunchtime should be interesting an all

funny - we haven't seen much of leazesmag around these parts recently.

kind of brings new meaning to the phrase: "you aint from round here are you boy?

relegation could seriously fuck up the club. and to be fair it looks an eventuality rather than a possibility at the moment. the worrying thing is the standard of opposition we've been losing or drawing to at home. no matter how shite we've been in recent seasons, there have always been a few home bankers. we need to turn it round sharpish

if they came in with one of their ridiculous £17m bids, i'd let him go.

haven't we got a kid we can sling up front from now until christmas. what abou that michael chopra? he's supposed to be a canny prospect. oh...erm,

i want us to win. i expect us to lose, or win unconvincingly

what a fucking joke

glenn go home freddie go home first team squad go home

nugent would be alreet. i think mike newell is more likely

if the fat controller somehow manages to cling on to power until january, i'm predicting a couple of panic buys of unprecedented levels. what's everyone's predictions? i'm going for torre andre flo and marcus stewart in a £30m double swoop

leazesmag is always right

not much of a website to be fair

fuck me, we're in trouble if that's our strongest eleven. that's got to be the poorest starting eleven we've had since we've been in the top flight.

that's a lie. alan oliver said we never approached him!

i'm sure you'd put up with it if we were winning titles and beating barcelona in europe.

luque obvioulsy doesn't want to play for us anymore. i'm hoping he puts in a good perfomance with the hope of putting himself in the january shop window. the best for all parties would be if we could get him off the wage bill and a few million for him on the back of a few decent games between now and christmas. we HAVE to play him. it's luque or an untried kid. there's got to be some reason why we paid £10m for him. he can't be a total knacker, shirley?

all this talk of planning. leazesmag will be seething.

who'd have thought we'd be sweating on the fitness of ameobi a couple of seasons ago?

who'd have thought that we would be sweating on the fitness of sibierksi a couple of years back?

sven in. beckham to sign in jan. i've read the script