Dr Gloom

i'd be happy for parker to go for around £8m. not too sure about this ghanian chap though. could be a sign of things to come under allardyce. lower profile signings with smaller price tags. not necesarily a bad thing either

people that don't sing, talk or murmer and look at you in total disgust when you try and get a song going. quite a few of them in the gallowgate end these days tbh

was thinking of going to see it tonight. is it any good?

Why? Just why? because they're mint. and because they were £35. you'd pay about £150 for them in the uk

Freddy...if you're reading...do the decent thing and fuck off

from america (where everything's git cheap at the moment), i recently acquired: and

and yet still worshipped by leazesmag and howaythelads.

this seems to be the the main requirement to signing new defenders....can't be as shite as what's there already

Given Solano Nesta Ferdinand Baines Ronaldo Pirlo Gattuso Ronaldinho Kaka Henry ok. so i got a little carried away with the front 6

Last posted at the end of March, after throwing his toys out the pram when it was revealed he thought Souness was a better manager than Keegan. the board is worse off for him leaving. same as when blaydon disapeared all those years ago. we need a figure to ridicule

Hah, you're back now, so fuck you! true but i've still got 3 weeks of holiday left this year on top of the 5 i've already taken. so there

well i just got back from a month sabbatical in california. 4 weeks paid holiday to roadtrip around the sunshine state in a red convertible mustang. beat that bitches.

where is leazesmag these days?

i had no idea that an irritable bowel condition could leave you wishing you were dead!

franco baressi was up there

the geordie ken bates looks set for a fight with the geordie abramovich

where's leazesmag when you need him?

you can't blame shepherd for trying to get as much money for his shares as possible. just as long as he fucks off and doesn't drag it out for too long so we can crack on with a summer of rebuilding. i wonder if owen will have a change of heart under a new manager and owner, one of the richest in the country

leazesmag is turning in his grave

glazer might be worth more but we're worth a lot less than man u so we won't be saddled with the same debt. we should have the same amount of money that fat fred 'gave' to his managers to spend in the transfer market plus more extras if our new man fancies putting his hand in his pocket.

will shepherd step aside and sell up?

shepherd to hold a conference by friday

i much prefer the sound of this fella to that hedge fund that was sniffing around. 25th richest man in britain? can't be too bad.

my mate who's a die hard hammer rates him. i'd take him over babayaro or any of the other knackers that have played lb for us this season in a flash like