Dr Gloom

there really isn't anyone this year who's doen anything to deserve it. it will be a shocker if gerrard gets it after his no show at the world cup

you'll be offering us burberry caps and hacket tops next.

ysl - you sad loser

shit. dyer not in the squad...i might have to revise my prediction.

fucksake anyone know if this is on sky?

i'm going for an optimistic but nervy 1-0. le sib with a backpost header from a milner cross

Stating the obvious a bit there, we need to win the next 3 or 4 games which I very much doubt. this should be a banker but it's the kind of game we've been losing this season. it's absolutely a must win game. the chelsea game isn't a must win game because i don't expect us to compete for a draw, let alone the three points.

That would be stupid. He only has about 2 seasons left in him ffs. Two more decent seasons than Bramble. Personally though, I'd have signed Sol Campbell in the summer. roeder - "too much of a risk. injury prone, hasn't started enough games in past two seasons, wrong side of 30 etc"

intelligent lad, obviously. Like Dan the brain, who somehow thinks his own comments are hilarious. Odd. where have you been hiding recently anyway leazes? have you been too busy revelling in the success we're enjoying under shepherd to share your pearls of wisom with toontastic? this board is far duller when you're not around to amuse us. maybe you should plan to stick around Do you still think we need defenders more than forwards .. And, you wouldn't know true mediocrity if it hit you on the head with a rusty hammer. Carr - shit Babayaro - shit Moore - leaving Bramble - shit and leaving Bernard - does he still have a contract with us? Ramage - can be shit Taylor - starting to look the business. Don't you think we need defenders then? Compare that to.. Martins - still not adapted to the league, but has also been injured Owen - injured, hopefully back before the end of the season Ameobi - would have been fit by now if it weren't for the stupid decision to delay his op Dyer - team looks better with him in it Sibierski - scoring for fun Rossi - will he ever be given a chance? Duff - failed to live up to the expectations Roeder had of him So all in all, we need quite a few defenders, and one or two forward players. How can you say that the only priority is strikers? If we weren't so shite at defending, maybe our strikers would get more of the ball? Quite simple dear boy. One is a judgement I made back in August. Which was based on a thought that we wouldn't score goals or be offensive enough to take pressure off the defenders. And that having lost Shearer and Bellamy from the team of 2 years ago, we had nobody able to replace either of them. Two, is if you look at our goals scored this season, and goals against, it proves the statement to be completely correct. So it's simple enough to say we're not scoring goals, because of the strikers? If only it was that simple eh. Roeder has himself said that he wanted Huth, and we were close to completing the Bridge deal. So even the club saw that we needed defenders; it's just a shame we dealt with both deals so badly that both fell through. we desperately need new defenders and forwards. if leazesmag can't admit that, he's even more clueless than i thought

Only because the fall we've experienced under dickwad has been so rapid that we skipped it altogether and opted immediately for "shit", bypassing mediocrity on the way. proves my point you don't know true mediocrity either. the only thing it really proves is that you don't know your arse from a hole in the ground

intelligent lad, obviously. Like Dan the brain, who somehow thinks his own comments are hilarious. Odd. where have you been hiding recently anyway leazes? have you been too busy revelling in the success we're enjoying under shepherd to share your pearls of wisom with toontastic? this board is far duller when you're not around to amuse us. maybe you should plan to stick around Do you still think we need defenders more than forwards .. And, you wouldn't know true mediocrity if it hit you on the head with a rusty hammer. putting words in people's mouths again? that's not like you leazes. we're in desperate need of defenders and forwards. even an imbecile like you should know that. i'd give my right arm for mediocrity over the shite we've had to watch over the past couple of seasons. our pathetically useless fat twat of a chairman took over our club when we were title contenders. ten years of his stewardship later and we look relegation certanties. now if only we had a cunning plan

decent result for us. how depressing that we're looking out for these kind of games.

this is a must win game and dyer must play

get rid, but make sure we have a replacement. we've only got 6 defenders on our books as it is

intelligent lad, obviously. Like Dan the brain, who somehow thinks his own comments are hilarious. Odd. where have you been hiding recently anyway leazes? have you been too busy revelling in the success we're enjoying under shepherd to share your pearls of wisom with toontastic? this board is far duller when you're not around to amuse us. maybe you should plan to stick around

aye, and you think the board you call shit would conjure up 20m quid to buy the forwards we really need on top of the money for him, assuming you still stupidly think defenders is our main need and priority ...

christ i don't fancy that team much. but at least it gives the makeshift back four another game together

no different to fat fred tbh. the most importrant thing is that they're not simpletons, like our current chairman.

get rid. he's not good enough. no doubt there's an improved 5 year deal incoming

aye, i wonder how bad a combination of moore and taylor or ramage would look if we had a couple of competent fullbacks that could overlap and defend.

i reckon he'd be a good buy

great. just what we need...another fucking midfielder

waddler's an absolute legend in marsaille. he was different class over there - awesome partnership with papan.

(in my lifetime) for the toon: keegan pedro micky quinn non toon platini barresi maradonna digger barnes (he was gash for us)

i'm enjoying the fact that he's doing so shit at liverpool. a spell behind bars would be even funnier...not that i think he won't get away with it