Dr Gloom

meanwhile some tumbleweed is spotted blowing past st james's

lampard is a big girl. he threw his toys out of the pram when he was criticised for his no-hows at the world cup too.

shitter than carr? I would assume so, aye. There's hardly a surplus of left-backs at the club. He hasn't even made the bench since he came back has he? scary if that is true. and yet the powers that be felt we didn't need to sign a new left back in the the recent transfer window, even a stopgap loan deal

shitter than carr?

"DE-FENSE, DE-FENSE!"

Has Roeder spent less than Allerdyce this year? Serious question, I don't know, but I wouldn't have though so. i'm sure we spent more than them but not that much more. didn't bolton cain £8m on anelka? they've got more money knocking about than they used to, that's for sure.

£40 per hour

good news if it means a recall for nobby. i'd rather one of the young lads play at left back anyway.

looks like my personal trainer was scaremongering and feeding me with bullshit information. still no doubt that premium strength lager is one of the worst drinks going if you're watching your weight. fucking annoying too. someone needs to invent a light beer that doesn't taste like piss

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in.

What if I don't own a nuclear reactor? Or is that a funny way of saying yoga/pilates? yeah - all that stuff. try using a swiss ball when you work out. all the excerisises at this link are belter for getting quick results - http://www.brianmac.demon.co.uk/corestabex.htm i spent years down the gym focusing on upper body excercises but only saw the results i wanted after i started doing core stablity stuff. it's the best way to lose the love handles

running's a waste of time. you should go on a calory controlled diet and do core stability exercises to maintain lean muscle mass. you can burn off all the calories you need to by doing resistance training - no need to spend hours pounding the treadmill. it's probably the most inefficient and time consuming way of losing weight. back on topic, i love to cook. curry, pasta, salads, mexican middle eastern, south east asian. i'll have a crack at anything tbh...as long as there's room for plenty of chilis. the only type of food i'm not crazy about is traditional english.

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK OFF FUCKIN JOKER TOP 5 ONCE IN 15 YEARS. THEY OVER ACHIEVE, WE UNDER ACHIEVE, END FUCKIN OF. OUR SUPPORT HAS CHANGED IN 10 YEARS, SO MANY CUNTS NOW IT ANNOYS ME. forget to take your prozac?

how fucking long is it going to take bernard to get fit?

Who I'm pleased to announce has this morning joined Babayarou and Bramble to committing themselves to the club for an other five years Link? Wouldn't suprise me but if it was remotely true that would be me and NUFC finished you expect anything less? i'm surprised

form of his life tbh

two years? you're murdering me. as others have said; he's a stopgap that has surpassed expectations but he's not good enough in the long term. what an incredible statement of intent by the board.

blaydon was genius tbh. definitely the leazesmag of his day. does he ever show his face on any toon boards anymore or has he vanished without trace?

Same with Babayaro, sadly. and, it seems, bramble too - that is if the rumours are to be believed and roeder really is moronic enough to hand him a new contract

couldn't have happened to a better player

i agree with kcg's assessment of james. world class shot stopper; lower league standard when he comes for crosses

nobby has been consistently our best defender and he drops him. taylor's probably been our best centre half recently and he drops him for bramble....why? the young lads haven't disgraced themselves either yet he drops them all for steve 'form of his life' carr. why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why?

ceyne....a classic aussie name. i wonder if he's got brothers called clint, brooke and brad?

it was probably just agent talk designed to get him a bigger weekly wedge

why the fuck did bramble start in the middle ahead of taylor? why the fuck did taylor start at right back ahead of nobby? why the fuck did carr start at left back ahead of anyone? why roeder why?