Dr Gloom

i've been living in london for almost 10 years now. before that i was in sheffield for 3 years, so i've lived away from newcastle for almost half my life. i never had the broadest accent in the world but it's definitely faded over the years. i'm proud of my roots and never hide the fact that i'm from the north east but the way i speak seems to change depending on who i'm with and how much i've had to drink. i still sound northern but my old school accent only really comes out more when i've had a few, much to the amusement of my colleagues at work who only ever hear my posh work voice. the thing is that it isn't a conscious thing. i just find my accent changes depending on which group of mates i'm with. and i can't win of course - i get constant grief off my mates from back home for sounding like a southerner and the shite ripped out of me by london mates for sounding like a geordie. is your accent something to be proud of? do you ever find yourself talking differently in different social situations?

You know you're from Newcastle if. . . ya knaa what peeve and cowies are

apparantly he was last seen heading out for a few biers with all the gang

die hard. a christmas classic and some truley dreadful facial expressions and gurns from bruce willis. got to love the way his vest changes colour during the film too

Fire away. I've already said mine. where? i missed it Well, I said Fop is the worst poster and there's no one I wouldn't like to meet as it would be funny to see what everyone was like in real life. Doubt if anybody is proper psycho material and I reckon if people met me they'd subsequently realise I'm taking the piss 99% of the time with no malice intended. It's difficult to convey that over a message board. if you'd asked me a year ago, biggest tit for me would have been leazesmag but i've become fond of him since his return from exile. the board was a poorer place in his absence

Fire away. I've already said mine. where? i missed it

what about biggest tit on the board, or person you'd least like to meet?

get out of my thread then fattie

what a load of bollocks sol. comes with the territory and the £100k + per week wages.

i hate them all. bah humbug

Sounds like an excuse a whining fatty ballaty would make for not excercising. it's been a while since i last heard that expression

aren't you intolerant of rude middle class people?

I cant stand that like. Ive never ever been overweight but even when ive been remotely close ive found out the best way to do exercise from home etc etc and its always worked a treat but i do understand some people who are git fucking fat, cause it must be rock to do that first push up/run or whatever... no excuses imo. they're fat disgusting and vile to look at. i'm all up for an apartheid against fat people.

fat people do my head in too. do some excersise and stop eating so much crap you fat piece of shit

definitely. and at the expense of some creative midfielders too please

agreed. gonzo all the way

i avoid it at all costs. i know so many people that won't consider living in an area that isn't on a tube line. i don't get it. the overground is the way forward. the tube is absolutely revolting, especially at rush hour. The Overground, a.k.a the Stab Train at least you occasionally get a seat, and there's less chance of you standing with your face in someone's armpit for a 30 minute commute.

me too. has to be done tbf. unless you think it's acceptable for your lady to grow a jungle down there, you shouldn't either. it's common courtesy really

i was a mag in the womb so 10 billion mag points for me

apparantly we're being linked with a january move for him.

i love the smell of skunk pesonally. where about do you live btw? i'm in east dulwich aka west peckham

yeah, in public places like trains no less. as if people talking loudly on mobile phones on trains wasn't bad enough....since when did this become socially acceptable? they should be fucking shot.

this one has got to be up there