Dr Gloom

i'd let martins goal for the right price. the odd spectacular goal and purple patch of goals doesn't really justify the £10m price tag. he's been our best striker this season by a country mile this season and he's scored some wonderful goals in a shite team, but for a £10m player, he doesn't do the easy things well enough: touch, movement, finishing easy chances etc... if we can hang on to owen, i guess we should use the money we get for martins to finance a move for someone like darren bent or dean ashton. i can't see owen and martins complimenting each other too well and surely we can't leave a £10m player on the bench? oh hang on, i forgot about luque...

good news. emre is defintely worth keeping on to, being one of our few midfielders that can pass the ball forwards. le sib: thanks for the mamories and see you later.

ouch

how could the fat fucker not notice someone pointing a camera at him while he spouted that shite?

i reckon we should keep n'zogbia despite his hissy fit. young left footers with pace and skill don't grow on trees. i can't understgand why we haven't tried him at left back when our only other options there recently have been babayaro or right footed centre backs.

i reckon we should keep n'zogbia despite his hissy fit. young left footers with pace and skill don't grow on trees. i can't understgand why we haven't tried him at left back when our only other options there recently have been babayaro or right footed centre backs.

he's got to shift babayaro and carr too.

i'd be gutted if we signed the odious shit personally

i had to add these to the mix like "Charles N'Zogbia wants his backside smacked. It's ridiculous," Shepherd told the Daily Mirror. "Sam's very much a northerner and he encapsulates what the true Geordie supporter is. jesus wept!

looks a decent bunch of posters over there.

no biggy; we've got damien duff

fuck of shepherd you steaming pile of horse manure

possibly but i imagine they'll attract a far better calibre of player under keane than they did last time they were up.

ronaldo should win it by a country mile. best player in the world at the moment.

Leijer is a central defender, not a striker, and not near Premiership standard...come to think of it, neither is the rest of our defence But Archie could possibly do the job, if Hiddink was manager. Would love to see both of them at Newcastle, Hiddink would probably fuck off after a year for more money anyway, can guarantee Freddy would have been sucked into some condition in the contract First of all Hiddink would have to prove his Gran was from Byker otherwise he'd not get anywhere near the job. to be fair to hiddink, shepherd's never even heard of him

enough people on his forum were calling for robson's head before shepherd weidled the axe iirc

you just know we're going to end up having to flog him for the £12m release clause after him only playing 11 games in two years

sadly owen's rehab is the only thing anal o has to report on for the rest of the season so i'd expect a few more stories just yet

let's just accept our place in the scheme of things - we're not going to win a trophy ever again. once we all accept this, things will become much less painful.

what a shite article

an honest shepherd commented: "we already have a manager, who we are 'planning' to sack in august or september. we'll get rid of roeder after he's spent all our cash in the summer and a few days after the transfer window has closed so we can appoint someone of the barry fry and give him no money to spend. if we did any different what would people argue about on toontastic?"

i'd like to see us sign a couple of hard-as-nails cynical italian defenders personally. not convinced by gooch from what i've seen, albeit not much.