Dr Gloom

i'm sorry but you lost me with this claim. how exactly does no goals in 20 games equate to best performer? fuck me ragged

except at this time of year

just some clueless teenage ozzie spouting off as if he knew anything about football/newcastle. he was amusing though. he entertained the board in a manner similar to leazesmag plus he had some interesting views about the advantages of playing viana as a defensive midfielder And Swindon Mag? fuck; yeah. wtf happened to him?

mittal makes abramovich look like a pauper tbf. he's worth about £30bn iirc

just some clueless teenage ozzie spouting off as if he knew anything about football/newcastle. he was amusing though. he entertained the board in a manner similar to leazesmag plus he had some interesting views about the advantages of playing viana as a defensive midfielder

most disturbing admission so far by a long stretch

Aye resulting in him turning to drugs and becoming a hardcore raver... http://www.enigmaentertainment.com.au/forum/member.php?u=473 There he is is that blaydon? fucking quality. especially this thread where he asks advice on whether he should get his eyebrow pierced http://www.enigmaentertainment.com.au/foru...hread.php?t=592 Pretty sure that's him. I remember Li3nZ not too long ago posting a link to his homepage where Blaydon/Benny/Adidas/Cheyne was going on about going to Adelaide for a rave and it being the the first time he'd flown. Makes his coming over here to work with his uncle at the Chronicle even more impressive tbf. this is too funny man - he's into hardcore gabba For anyone wondering whether he got it done or not, here's a picture for you: It's at an angle to accentuate his cheekbones... nice gurn on his mate. she's a 'candy raver' too. classy

that's what i like to hear. ...and don't forget the golden rule: eating is cheating (unless it's 3am in a kebab shop or curry house)

am i the only one among among us who thought they were all absolute gash?

worst admission so far by a long stretch

Some people will would you mind explaining for the spazzes among us that don't?

i don't get it

anything by al green

i wanted to be a lorry driver and a chef At the same time? aye. i couldn't decide between the two so wanted to drive a lorry during the day before cooking up a storm at night

i wanted to be a lorry driver and a chef

Fire away. I've already said mine. where? i missed it Well, I said Fop is the worst poster and there's no one I wouldn't like to meet as it would be funny to see what everyone was like in real life. Doubt if anybody is proper psycho material and I reckon if people met me they'd subsequently realise I'm taking the piss 99% of the time with no malice intended. It's difficult to convey that over a message board. if you'd asked me a year ago, biggest tit for me would have been leazesmag but i've become fond of him since his return from exile. the board was a poorer place in his absence what you really mean is that Fred has gone, and we aren't winning every game we play because it was all his fault, so you realise I was right all along fuck off man. you were dan, right ? aye.

Aye resulting in him turning to drugs and becoming a hardcore raver... http://www.enigmaentertainment.com.au/forum/member.php?u=473 There he is is that blaydon? fucking quality. especially this thread where he asks advice on whether he should get his eyebrow pierced http://www.enigmaentertainment.com.au/foru...hread.php?t=592 Pretty sure that's him. I remember Li3nZ not too long ago posting a link to his homepage where Blaydon/Benny/Adidas/Cheyne was going on about going to Adelaide for a rave and it being the the first time he'd flown. Makes his coming over here to work with his uncle at the Chronicle even more impressive tbf. this is too funny man - he's into hardcore gabba

Fire away. I've already said mine. where? i missed it Well, I said Fop is the worst poster and there's no one I wouldn't like to meet as it would be funny to see what everyone was like in real life. Doubt if anybody is proper psycho material and I reckon if people met me they'd subsequently realise I'm taking the piss 99% of the time with no malice intended. It's difficult to convey that over a message board. if you'd asked me a year ago, biggest tit for me would have been leazesmag but i've become fond of him since his return from exile. the board was a poorer place in his absence what you really mean is that Fred has gone, and we aren't winning every game we play because it was all his fault, so you realise I was right all along fuck off man.

Aye resulting in him turning to drugs and becoming a hardcore raver... http://www.enigmaentertainment.com.au/forum/member.php?u=473 There he is is that blaydon? fucking quality. especially this thread where he asks advice on whether he should get his eyebrow pierced http://www.enigmaentertainment.com.au/foru...hread.php?t=592

you're having us on right?

can't see myself doing too much work this afternoon tbh. cheers everyone

you know you're from newcastle if.... you've had at least 3 pairs of black adidas sambas in and at least ten toon tops in your time ....you prefer to go out drinking minus a jacket or coat despite the sub zero temperatures. fuck queuing for the cloakroom like. ....you knew someone at school or college that drove a vauxhall nova or a ford fiesta with a big bore exhaust and an "ice" system that cost more than the entire car.

Fire away. I've already said mine. where? i missed it Well, I said Fop is the worst poster and there's no one I wouldn't like to meet as it would be funny to see what everyone was like in real life. Doubt if anybody is proper psycho material and I reckon if people met me they'd subsequently realise I'm taking the piss 99% of the time with no malice intended. It's difficult to convey that over a message board. if you'd asked me a year ago, biggest tit for me would have been leazesmag but i've become fond of him since his return from exile. the board was a poorer place in his absence You still haven't answered probably stevie then, if only for the leighton baines thread

i've been living in london for almost 10 years now. before that i was in sheffield for 3 years, so i've lived away from newcastle for almost half my life. i never had the broadest accent in the world but it's definitely faded over the years. i'm proud of my roots and never hide the fact that i'm from the north east but the way i speak seems to change depending on who i'm with and how much i've had to drink. i still sound northern but my old school accent only really comes out more when i've had a few, much to the amusement of my colleagues at work who only ever hear my posh work voice. the thing is that it isn't a conscious thing. i just find my accent changes depending on which group of mates i'm with. and i can't win of course - i get constant grief off my mates from back home for sounding like a southerner and the shite ripped out of me by london mates for sounding like a geordie. is your accent something to be proud of? do you ever find yourself talking differently in different social situations?

You know you're from Newcastle if. . . ya knaa what peeve and cowies are