Dr Gloom

don't forget people who take an age getting a train ticket at the ticket machine so by the time you've pegged it up to the platform, your train has pulled away. die you fuckers die

No exculpatory statements allowed. I once stole a car and parked it down a subway cool. i used to be a bit of a teenage rogue. saturday nights sleeping rough would end up with us taking acid, stealing milk from outside people's house and kicking in people's fences/gates/for sale signs

You sure she's not Italian? ;)

nice to hear a story like this doesn't involve one of our lot for once

where the heck is gemmil these days?

ok i suffer from a mild form of ocd now you go

go on; you first

those beggars that walk up and down the tube stenching the carriage out trying to be all humble and then try and make you feel guilty when you don't give them any money to help fund their crack habit.

mine....people who walk slowly. get the fuck out of my way you fuckers. and don't get me started on people who stand on the wrong side of the escalator

i bet they didn't make them out of the horrible nylon material all modern kits are made of in those days.

...or is it just me? if not, sort it out lads. i've been getting error screen messages all day

That's because you pigeon-hole anyone with a different view to you as a 'PC do-gooder'. ....who've clearly been brainwashed by fancy dan lecturers

fuck that. i cherish my online anonymity

not even on paper?

Everybodies met somebody off here, at one time or another, so just ask them. i haven't. well not knowingly anyway.

as would poster you'd most like to meet so you could beat them up

i'm not. i agree that we lack creativity (don't you remember accusing me of saying as much?) but the creative players we do have (duff, emre) have underachieved while playing for us while others like milner and n'zogbia have been wasted out of position. so basically, we're not doing as well as we should be on paper how long can we keep this up for?

definitely alex

i agree with bagio when he says: that's why i think we're underachieving. we're as good if not better than most of the teams above us on paper yet we're lucky to be tenth after playing a brand of football so ugly it makes the wimbledon side of the 80s look like holland side of 74.

you know what, fuck it. i'm not dropping it. i'm hungover and in the mood for wasting a bit of my day with a good old pointless online argument you wrote: i said we're better than most of the teams above us on paper so we're underachieving. you accused me of contradiciting myself as i also moan about our lack of creativity by the very same players. looks to me like baggio is making exactly the same points I don't think we are better than most of the teams above us on paper though and neither does Baggio say that. he said and i agree with him. i think we should be doing better than we are mostly because the players are underachieving (they should be doing better on paper ). our attacking players are either injured, not performing, or being played out of position by the manager.

you know what, fuck it. i'm not dropping it. i'm hungover and in the mood for wasting a bit of my day with a good old pointless online argument you wrote: i said we're better than most of the teams above us on paper so we're underachieving. you accused me of contradiciting myself as i also moan about our lack of creativity by the very same players. looks to me like baggio is making exactly the same points

i agree. i wonder if alex will argue with you for a page and a half of this thread for basically agreeing with my post.

i agree. i wonder if alex will argue with you for a page and a half of this thread for basically agreeing with my post.