Dr Gloom

it's a good cheap service but it's basic. when you park your car there's fuck all to do for 35 minutes except go for a slash. no bar or anything.

Aye. Good shout. Duncan Ferguson too. £8million. I actually liked Big Dunc when he was fit. But that was the problem. One of my fav goals was him v man u. Exactly, alway knackered and on a massive wage too. definitely a reoccurring theme with newcastle players in recent years

why exactly? Why not exactly? because he's complete garbage

why exactly?

:unsure: :unsure: we could be in serious shit if we start the season with a side anything close to that one

yes but he deserves to be included for that shocking haircut alone. wolfman anyone?

i'd go along with that. i'm sure we could find room on the bench for the likes of fumaca, cordone and guivarc’h

we should bid for sol campbell. he's only a year left on his contract and he's said he wants to move again before he retires. i'm sure he's got at least another 2-3 seasons in him at the top.

anything by al green usually does the trick

i'd be more than happy with shaun wright phillips as a replacement. we'll be missing pace in forward areas if dyer does go.

yup. he's succeeded with me. i'm as pessimistic going into this season as i was this time last year as things stand, despite the fact that we've now got a half decent manager instead of a muppet in charge. if the transfer window closes and we haven't made significant improvements to the squad i think the best we can expect is another season languishing in mid table and flirting with relegation.

why exactly? they're completely different types of player. smith is a slow and average in midfield and we have enough strikers. it wouldn't exactly be a like-for-like swap. if dyer is to go, i think we need to replace him with a pacey attacking player who can run with the ball, take on and beat a man and play in at least two positions - because that's what we'll be losing. those kind of players don't grow on trees.

agreed. fair enough if big sam lets him leave but we have to replace him if he goes. the kid who reckons we're well covered with luque and troisi is having a bubble.

he's one player we don't want to let go until we've signed a replacement.

looks pretty sweet. nice that they've thought about tradition with the new kop rather than just creating another indetikit modern stadium. does anyone know if ashley is likely to press on with shepherd's plans for st james? Liverpool unveil new stadium plan http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ool/6912346.stm

baines isn't tall enough apparently Who the fuck made that stupid comment? the chronicle claimed that's why big sam isn't in for him (depite what stevietooon would have you believe). fuck knows if it's true or not though

baines isn't tall enough apparently

we'll pay over the odds because he's english but davies is highly rated. i'd be happy to see him here if ash fancies splashing the cash - see what i did there?

While I appreciate what you're saying with next season in mind I'm concerned about there now being some long-term stability and planning from the top. That's the crucial thing for me. if only leazes could see this

5th best team in the premiership under him?

Owen will be fit for the opener surely? And is Taylor not supposed to be back to play ahead of Ramage. Don't let semantics get in the way of another Dan whinge, will you? i'm i really whinging? possibly, but as things stand i'd say with good reason. what kind of team do you expect us to start the season with? one significantly better (or better at all) than last season? at the moment it doesn't look too probable, a late flurry of activity in the transfer market notwithstanding

what's everyone reckon our team's going to look like for the big kick off? at the minute it could be: ---------------shay solano---rozenhal---ramage----n'zogbia geremi---dyer----butt---------milner ---------viduka---martins not very encouraging is it?

would be a gamble but sounds like the sort of player big sam turned into a success at bolton so you never know. not too many people had head of ben haim either

one centre back, one right back and a left back is the minimum required defenisvely. i also think we need two or three midfielders to bolster our numbers. preferably one creative player, one holding player and someone that could play on either flank would be a bonus. so mr ashley, please forget about the problems at sports direct for the moment and invest some of your billions in the following: baines campbell beye makalele deco simao thank you. as you can see, we don't ask for much.