Dr Gloom

read my lips: "no new signings"

not sure we need him tbh. beye looks alright to me.

4th last game of the season then... West Ham - away Chelsea - Home Everton - Away fuck me we need some points on the board sharpish. boro is must win

it's fucking typical that martins has got the pace but lacks composure and owen is cool in front of goal but he's lost his pace. and viduka is fat and the less said about shola and smith the better

keegan out?

great

unlikely that we'll go down but it's not going to be a pleasant end to the season. we need points on the board pronto. i can't even remember the last time we won back to back games. was it this season?

not particularly

shit.

yup. we need at least another 4 wins to be sure of securing top flight status. i can't see where our next goal let alone our next win is coming from. boro is a massive game. must win. anything less could set the tone for a relegation battle. we've dropped far too many points at home.

i wouldn't write him off just yet. he does seem to have lost the pace to go past defenders easily though

not unless we've got a replacement coming in.

bizarre appointment tbh

i was impressed with everyone except owen until they scored and we folded like a deck of cards. i thought we edges the first half - just a shame that heads went down and we gave up as soon as their first went in cacapa looked good, smith battled well with his back to goal, the full backs got forward well and milner and duff both looked lively on the flanks.

jesus wept

pay him and get him signed

aye. i reckon that'll be the team too. i also reckon we'll get humped. potential back lash from the gooners after the spurs game. oh well, at least the food and booze in the corporate box where i'll be watching it from will be good

i think we'll have done well if we end up with woodgate, bentley, downing and chimbonda out of this window.

at least he's honest.

no, but i read something in the guardian or observer recently bigging her up as the next big thing. they gave her album 5 stars so i think i'll check it out.

great defender but he's still a sicknote.

not really up to speed with italian football these days. is he any good?

quality

leave it alone man i can't believe anyone would turn their nose up at beckham tbh.

iirc most of that is made up from commercial contracts, image rights etc and his yearly wage actually paid by the club is more like £5m per year. beckham moving anywhere will largely depend on whether cappelo suggests he will have to move back to europe in order to prolong his england career. in any event, i don't see him moving in this transfer window.