Dr Gloom

not going to happen i fear

nope. taylor the only player to sign today. giving us a transfer window of: out given n'zogbia in lovenkrands nolan taylor ...great

i dunno about losing martins, but i'd take bent

david craig also shows an email from ashley saying he promised some movement on the yellow ticker before the end of the day. hope it's a new striker or winger as well as this fox lad like

damian duff has absolutely lost it like. a shadow of what he was. jonas was the only player who looked like he could make something happen while on the ball - shame he had nowt to aim at in the middle

Hmmph

london has come to a standstill. will be funny to see if any last minute deals are scupered because this country is so ill prepared to cope with bad weather

i'll be there. my first derby in a few years. i'm looking forward to it with a mixture of excitement and dread

don't think we can afford to get rid of duff at this stage tbh

sign him up

butt and colocinni centre mid and carrol and duff upfront shows where our biggest problems are.

barton does his metertarsal owen does his ankle given to be sold home defeat to the mackems looming WHAT AN ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE CROCK OF SHIT

i would change the probably in the subject line of this thread to definitely if i were you

honestly, why would any player want to join our sinking ship at the moment?

agree with the above sentiments. i feel fucking sick that one of the best newcastle players of his generation and a loyal servant is leaving because of the state we've got ourselves in. and the sorry thing is that even if the money is reinvested (which i doubt), you wouldn't trust jfk and wise to use it well with 3 days of the window remaining

we want to be fleecing city if he does go. £10m plus a player or two should be the very least we're getting out of those flush fuckers

a clean sheet would be a massive bonus but i can't see anything other than city winning

i think if we lose to the mackems, we are going down. i'm going to be at the match too (my first derby for a few years). i've probably picked the most miserable match since he shearer on the bench in the rain fiasco under gullit

What was it that Fergie saw in him? you tell me. he runs around a lot i suppose. and he "wears his heart on his sleeve" (or in other words, gets sent off a lot) fergie soon realised his error and disptached him though didn't he. even fergie get's it wrong sometimes

we should get barton to target bellamy all match. try and wind him up so he reacts and gets himself sent off. could be our only hope of getting somehting from the game. evenm then, their ten men would probably be too much for our lot

i'll show me arse in fenwick's window if your'e right

Daftest part is, he can't tackle. the worst bit is that we could actually really do with smith back at this stage just as an option. he'd be an automatic starter up front tbf with fatty viduka and martins both out

apparantly this bloke has found out ashley is going and will be there too

combative midfielder really is a polite way of saying he's a rubbish midfielder. ok, so he can't run, can't dribble and can't pass - what other adjective can we use that doesn't make him sound like a total donkey?

....if we're lucky 'panic on the streets of london' 'panic on the streets of newcastle'