Dr Gloom

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

fuck sake. so zero pace in the side unless lovenkrands plays Lovenpants starts up front with Stroller. ffs. that's it. i'm turning off sky sports news now

fuck sake. so zero pace in the side unless lovenkrands plays

get well soon joe. you can tell he's not in the best of health by the fact that he has to cough at the end of every sentence he utters

ditto. i think i'm going to stay out of the house all afternoon. every time i watch soccer saturday i seem to jinx the result. plus i'm sick of listening to the likes of phil thompson bang on about how shite we are

every week seems like a must win game but with a horrible fun of fixtures looming this one is absolutely crucial. proverbial 6 pointer if ever you've seen one. can't remember the last time i had a good saturday afternoon. if we lose this one, we're gone.

What one? don't want to give too much about my identity away. it's a broadsheet though

i'm a video journalist for a well known national newspaper

just defied the credit crunch and chalked up one of these:

i'm in the same situation. i hate it and yet i force myself to watch it. i couldn't jack it in now

...and me. it's a fiver a head down in london mind

unequivocally

A bit out of order IMO pretty accurate if you ask me

two cloggers man

he's certainly as fat as 3 players

supporting newcastle is basically like being addicted to crack - short highs followed by long periods of depression and self loathing; spending a small fortune for the privilege and knowing that despite the occasional moments of ecstacy, it's going to hurt more often than not in the long run.

he should be left back........in the changing rooms

too close to call. either relegation or survival......just. one thing is for sure: we had a month to make a statement of intent. a couple of quality signings could have galvanized the dressing room and helped lift the fans and build some momentum. as it stands we are woefully short in key areas and we have a horrible fixture list between now and the end of the season. another 5 months of miserable saturday afternoons loom

what do people hope to achieve by posting this kind of crap knowing they'll look like total douchebags when their bullshit stories fail to materialise

there's a difference between positivity and mindless optimism. you must accept a lot of your post is clutching at straws. the squad is in the shit. it needed to be radically improved if we were to get out of it. it hasn't been. we are now looking at the worst relegation battle since we were promoted. that is a fact. why pretend otherwise?

the one positive for me is that staying up is still in our own hands. but we all knew that this transfer window was key in keeping that the case. we have royally fucked up.

mike, i hope you die in a freak yachting accident

it'll be interesting to hear ashley try to justify this non-performance of a transfer window

does anyone think we signed the players we need to avoid relegation? i certainly don't. we are crying out for some creativity in midfield and some pacy forwards. and most importantly, more numbers. what do we get? nolan (not what you'd describe as a 'door opener'), only one more body because we sold two. and none of the given/n'zogbia money invested in areas that will help us stay in division ie goals. absolutely pathetic. i'm now 100% resigned to relegation.