Dr Gloom

what do people hope to achieve by posting this kind of crap knowing they'll look like total douchebags when their bullshit stories fail to materialise

there's a difference between positivity and mindless optimism. you must accept a lot of your post is clutching at straws. the squad is in the shit. it needed to be radically improved if we were to get out of it. it hasn't been. we are now looking at the worst relegation battle since we were promoted. that is a fact. why pretend otherwise?

the one positive for me is that staying up is still in our own hands. but we all knew that this transfer window was key in keeping that the case. we have royally fucked up.

mike, i hope you die in a freak yachting accident

it'll be interesting to hear ashley try to justify this non-performance of a transfer window

does anyone think we signed the players we need to avoid relegation? i certainly don't. we are crying out for some creativity in midfield and some pacy forwards. and most importantly, more numbers. what do we get? nolan (not what you'd describe as a 'door opener'), only one more body because we sold two. and none of the given/n'zogbia money invested in areas that will help us stay in division ie goals. absolutely pathetic. i'm now 100% resigned to relegation.

it smells like bullshit just like with the milner money, the cash from given and n'zogbia has not been re-invested. ashley obviously doesn't give a monkeys about protecting his asset. oh well championship here we come

not going to happen i fear

nope. taylor the only player to sign today. giving us a transfer window of: out given n'zogbia in lovenkrands nolan taylor ...great

i dunno about losing martins, but i'd take bent

david craig also shows an email from ashley saying he promised some movement on the yellow ticker before the end of the day. hope it's a new striker or winger as well as this fox lad like

damian duff has absolutely lost it like. a shadow of what he was. jonas was the only player who looked like he could make something happen while on the ball - shame he had nowt to aim at in the middle

Hmmph

london has come to a standstill. will be funny to see if any last minute deals are scupered because this country is so ill prepared to cope with bad weather

i'll be there. my first derby in a few years. i'm looking forward to it with a mixture of excitement and dread

don't think we can afford to get rid of duff at this stage tbh

sign him up

butt and colocinni centre mid and carrol and duff upfront shows where our biggest problems are.

barton does his metertarsal owen does his ankle given to be sold home defeat to the mackems looming WHAT AN ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE CROCK OF SHIT

i would change the probably in the subject line of this thread to definitely if i were you

honestly, why would any player want to join our sinking ship at the moment?

agree with the above sentiments. i feel fucking sick that one of the best newcastle players of his generation and a loyal servant is leaving because of the state we've got ourselves in. and the sorry thing is that even if the money is reinvested (which i doubt), you wouldn't trust jfk and wise to use it well with 3 days of the window remaining

we want to be fleecing city if he does go. £10m plus a player or two should be the very least we're getting out of those flush fuckers

a clean sheet would be a massive bonus but i can't see anything other than city winning

i think if we lose to the mackems, we are going down. i'm going to be at the match too (my first derby for a few years). i've probably picked the most miserable match since he shearer on the bench in the rain fiasco under gullit