Dr Gloom

tbf. they beat stoke so probably the better result for us

please don't watch another away match for the rest of the season.

could be our most important signing of the transfer window. he has the one thing the whole of the rest of the squad lacks (apart from oba) - pace

i'm getting mortal tonight like and never watching soccer saturday again. a turning point in our season? massive massive result

GET THE FUCK IN !!!

PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!PLEASE don't fuck this up! PLEASE don't fuck this up!

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

fuck sake. so zero pace in the side unless lovenkrands plays Lovenpants starts up front with Stroller. ffs. that's it. i'm turning off sky sports news now

fuck sake. so zero pace in the side unless lovenkrands plays

get well soon joe. you can tell he's not in the best of health by the fact that he has to cough at the end of every sentence he utters

ditto. i think i'm going to stay out of the house all afternoon. every time i watch soccer saturday i seem to jinx the result. plus i'm sick of listening to the likes of phil thompson bang on about how shite we are

every week seems like a must win game but with a horrible fun of fixtures looming this one is absolutely crucial. proverbial 6 pointer if ever you've seen one. can't remember the last time i had a good saturday afternoon. if we lose this one, we're gone.

What one? don't want to give too much about my identity away. it's a broadsheet though

i'm a video journalist for a well known national newspaper

just defied the credit crunch and chalked up one of these:

i'm in the same situation. i hate it and yet i force myself to watch it. i couldn't jack it in now

...and me. it's a fiver a head down in london mind

unequivocally

A bit out of order IMO pretty accurate if you ask me

two cloggers man

he's certainly as fat as 3 players

supporting newcastle is basically like being addicted to crack - short highs followed by long periods of depression and self loathing; spending a small fortune for the privilege and knowing that despite the occasional moments of ecstacy, it's going to hurt more often than not in the long run.

he should be left back........in the changing rooms

too close to call. either relegation or survival......just. one thing is for sure: we had a month to make a statement of intent. a couple of quality signings could have galvanized the dressing room and helped lift the fans and build some momentum. as it stands we are woefully short in key areas and we have a horrible fixture list between now and the end of the season. another 5 months of miserable saturday afternoons loom