Dr Gloom

we could do with guthrie back. he's the one of our central midfielders who can keep and distribute the ball a bit.

get him signed. we could do with three new central midfielders on last night's evidence

You must be happy as a pig in shit now you can revert to type tbh i love a moan as much as the next man, but honestly, i'd rather we had players suited to this division and less to moan about. what's worrying for me is that nolan has been made captain. on last night's evidence he looks far from an automatic starter at this level. i'd walk him for guthrie when he's fit again.

i think they're both crap. nolan doesn't look up to the pace of this league either does he to be fair.

was he worse than barton though? there's a head scratcher for you Yes, comfortably. barton seemed to give the ball away every time he tried to play a pass.

was he worse than barton though? there's a head scratcher for you

big willy was definitely the pick of our defenders bar the odd dodgy clearance. it was alarming to see colo and enrique to revert to type but hopefully it was just the occasion of playing at old trafford. they looked a lot more assured last season. i don't think we're going to be able to get away with playing our way out of trouble from the back this year. some of enrique's short passes around our own penalty box were suicidal.

how was that his big chance? he was always on a hiding to nothing playing up top on hi own with no one getting forward to support him. fat pig should stick to eating pies and write about carrol in a few months time

didn't get one interview with our lot. FUCK OFF YOU SKY CUNTS

fergie just says well done to geoff shreeves for his questions. i'm not surprised. there weren't many challenging questions put to him were there? the man u love in rolls on. i'm starting to miss maniche and stevie claridge already. jesus wept.

He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Now, imagine if Rooney had played well. they were dying for a rooney hattrick weren't they? all that fawning over him the buildup. i bet gray was gutted when he went off early so he couldn't beat on off over his replay monitor

look at the hairy twat's smug face. how this fella had this job for so long is beyond me

as if it could be any more laboured. what the fuck is the point? if murdoch had any sense, he'd send these two packing into early retirement. studio set up needs sorting too. looks like some cheesy 80s quiz show

that wasn't a bad showing tbf compared to recent trips to old trafford. at least we played with some spirit, despite the obvious gulf in class between the two teams. gutted i didn't even get the consolation of rooney scoring for my fantasy team

aye fair play. we've had a bit of a go last 20 minutes instead of bending over and spreading our butt cheeks here like we usually do, which is good to see. and although we've been outclassed, it hasn't been the spanking most predicted. we haven't capitulated like we usually do at old trafford. the players have been working for each other so hopefully the team spirit is still intact.

let's all have a xisco, let's all have a xisco. la la la la, la la la la

just made his first blooper there. keeping this to 2-0 will be a good result from here. they're all over us like a cheap suit

right back does look a weakness like, along with centre mid and up front.

fuck me this perch lad looks a liability. he played rooney on there by about 5 yards

jonas has looked nowhere near the player he was last season. barton's touch and passing has been worse than smith's, which is saying something. routeledge has looked a threat whenever he's had the ball. shame we can't get him on the ball more often and closer to carroll. carroll has looked ok but is way too isolated. i know it's man u away and his first game in the premier league but pirch has looked like he could be a poor signing.

who's angry?

guttieriez and enrique aren't going to boss their flank like they did last year

barton fighting with perch for worst player on the field

I'm sick of silly cunts like thompers continuing to run them down mate. Most people have realised by now that they weren't so bad after all, even if they didn't like their personalities for some reason, because basically that side of it is irrelevant anyway. i think most people admit shepherd was a better chairman than ashley - at keast he gave a shit about the club. but most wanted rid and were glad when he left. and not many would want him back now either.