Dr Gloom

didn't get one interview with our lot. FUCK OFF YOU SKY CUNTS

fergie just says well done to geoff shreeves for his questions. i'm not surprised. there weren't many challenging questions put to him were there? the man u love in rolls on. i'm starting to miss maniche and stevie claridge already. jesus wept.

He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Now, imagine if Rooney had played well. they were dying for a rooney hattrick weren't they? all that fawning over him the buildup. i bet gray was gutted when he went off early so he couldn't beat on off over his replay monitor

look at the hairy twat's smug face. how this fella had this job for so long is beyond me

as if it could be any more laboured. what the fuck is the point? if murdoch had any sense, he'd send these two packing into early retirement. studio set up needs sorting too. looks like some cheesy 80s quiz show

that wasn't a bad showing tbf compared to recent trips to old trafford. at least we played with some spirit, despite the obvious gulf in class between the two teams. gutted i didn't even get the consolation of rooney scoring for my fantasy team

aye fair play. we've had a bit of a go last 20 minutes instead of bending over and spreading our butt cheeks here like we usually do, which is good to see. and although we've been outclassed, it hasn't been the spanking most predicted. we haven't capitulated like we usually do at old trafford. the players have been working for each other so hopefully the team spirit is still intact.

let's all have a xisco, let's all have a xisco. la la la la, la la la la

just made his first blooper there. keeping this to 2-0 will be a good result from here. they're all over us like a cheap suit

right back does look a weakness like, along with centre mid and up front.

fuck me this perch lad looks a liability. he played rooney on there by about 5 yards

jonas has looked nowhere near the player he was last season. barton's touch and passing has been worse than smith's, which is saying something. routeledge has looked a threat whenever he's had the ball. shame we can't get him on the ball more often and closer to carroll. carroll has looked ok but is way too isolated. i know it's man u away and his first game in the premier league but pirch has looked like he could be a poor signing.

who's angry?

guttieriez and enrique aren't going to boss their flank like they did last year

barton fighting with perch for worst player on the field

I'm sick of silly cunts like thompers continuing to run them down mate. Most people have realised by now that they weren't so bad after all, even if they didn't like their personalities for some reason, because basically that side of it is irrelevant anyway. i think most people admit shepherd was a better chairman than ashley - at keast he gave a shit about the club. but most wanted rid and were glad when he left. and not many would want him back now either.

i can't blame given for leaving. he gave us the bulk of his career, often playing behind a shite defence. i reckon he only left when he realised ashley has zero ambition and we had zero chance of winning anything - or even competing for anything - while he's in charge. he wanted to go somewhere where he might win something. fair play to him if you ask me - you only get one career.

i don't read it anymore tbh. too many knackers talking shit.

still baccy in there though isn't there. that was my problem for years. convinced myself i wasn't addicted to smoking if but i was still totally hooked, even though i gave up tabs.

with andy carrol up top. i hope to fuck he plays routeledge and jonas or they'll be running rings around us when it comes to pace.

could do with getting this sorted. the longer it drags, the more i fancy a jason roberts type to arrive instead.

you'd get decent odds on that tbf. more chance of hell freezing over

well at least you won't be freezing

fucking chick flicks eh. can't remember a good romcom since when harry met sally. what is it with women having this compulsion to watch such schmulzy rubbish - they're not even funny these days.