Dr Gloom

i quite like goodison as a ground. obvioulsy has flaws with the restricted view but has a loty of character that new builds like the stadium of light, the brittania et al don't have. i quite like the way there's a church in one end of the ground

not leighton baines?

thanks. what a belter from barfa who the fuck is that commentator though?

anyone got a link to the video of the everton highlights? i was at a wedding all weekend and still haven't seen the goals

doing much better than expected. in this form we should finish comfortably in mid-table. i still think it'll be a long hard season. tiote and ben arfa look like good buys but we're still light up front and at full back. a few bad injuries and we'll struggle. basically, hughton has done well to strengthen the squad well on a shoestring and foster a good team spirit. still a long way to go.

Definitely among your most moronic posts to date Stevie

i think that's the attitude most of us adopt. you have to, supporting this club.

back on topic, i reckon everton are going to win. tough place to go and get a result. 3-1 to the toffees. a point would be a decent return.

swap you nolan for him?

his international career stats aren't that impressive but he played a massive part in the english cricket revival in recent years. even though he could have taken more wickets, he had the knack of taking important wickets at the right time - when other bowlers were struggling, he'd come steaming in and get the break through. and even though his batting average isn't the best, he made several memorable and entertaining quick fire fifties and hundreds. plus he gave us a depth in batting that we don't get if we play 5 bowlers these days. for all broad's promise and swann's willingness to sling his willow, neither have stepped up to replacing flintoff. he was the first genuine top class english all rounder since botham. those sorts of players don't grow on trees. he always gave the crowd a lift when he'd come on for a spell too.

really? you wouldn't play cahill and yakubu? i'm surprised at that

i used this 'ice breaker' at mine. got a few laughs. 'being asked to be a best man is like being asked to make love to the queen. it's a great honour but no one wants to do it' otherwise, i'd recommend using snaps on a projector to take the piss out of their lack of style, dodgy haircuts over the years, that kind of thing - all in he nicest possible way of course. and don't forget to end it with some heart felt cheese - but only after after you've ribbed the groom as much as you can. top tip - avoid inappropriate gags or anecdotes. my mate was really nervous during his best man speech for his brother, got way too pissed and started telling stories about how the groom used to stick his star wars figures up his arse while they took baths together as kids. as you can imagine, it didn't go down as well as he hoped. he ended up rambling for about 10 minutes too long to the extent that people started talking/going to the bar during his speech.

damn fine cherry pie

i reckon there's a few that would argue that point with you

true that

i don't know about the best, but donny rovers are a noisy, vicious bunch - or at least they were when they played at belle view

seen them both. eraserhead while taking magic mushrooms at university. watched it a second time sobre, still didn't get it

cameron was the only party leader with a mandate to govern, no matter how contrived. still an eton cunt

i went to ibiza for my stag do a few years back. bloody love the place. avoid san antonio - unless you fancy the ibiza oncovered experience - and stick to ibiza town. class bars, superclubs like space and dc10 and smaller scale gems like underground, top quality drugs and the best looking women in the world, bar none. i think the border control police there send all the ugly birds home.

yeah, i heard the film was rubbish too but i always wanted to wait to judge until i'd seen the series all the way through. the one thing i like about it is it's more blue velvet than lost highway. loving the creepy soundtrack and dreamlike cinematography. the pilot actually felt like a feature film.

i was a bit too young for this first time around so invested in it on dvd box set. bloody brilliant so far. anyone else a fan?

i caught the one presented by the guy from teeside. made me homesick.

hughton has done himself no favours by making him captain. he's got a real test of his managerial credibility now. does he have the balls to drop teo of smith, barton and nolan to let the two new lads in for the next game? i can see him dropping one of the wingers instead.

can't blame him tbh, the money he's on. bit silly of him getting stung like that though - he'lll have to go through the bullshit rehab bollocks now just keep the media frenzy at bay. tbf, he'll live longer if sticks to booze and drugs than if tries to get in the ring with a proper fighter again.