Dr Gloom

not to bad suprisingly. i feel a greasy breakfast calling me from the work canteen mind

no complaints from me after that performance. it's hard to nitpick about individual performances when you've just dispatched the champions on their own turf. those gmes don't happen too often. enjoy it

where were you sitting gloomy? i snuck into the beeb highlights after Ameobi's 1st fucking ridiculous game a few rows from the back of the upper tier of the away end. near their east stand

titus bramble. LOL

Has someone laced your McEwan's Best Scotch with powder MDMA good to see you like this best fucking night out at the match for years man. got to get up at 6am tomorrow for work and yet here i am, gone midnight on a schoo night, mortal drunk, chatting shit on the net to cunts ive never met, eating takeaway pizza and supping a nice single malt. might treat myself to a massive wank before bed

fuck off allardyce you utter cunt. fuck off michael owen too. just heard the twat talking on the beeb. nobber

it was fucking mint man. had everything. goals, chances galore. wit in the stands and some of the best reposts ever to the chelsea twats. if all the chances had gone in, it would have been 7-5 to us

the "that's why we're champions" chant was the song of the decade. brilliant reply to chelsea. best match i've been to since arsenal away 2001. :D

Fucking genius! Geordie boys... Taking the piss Geordie boys ... Taking the piss

I'm going to this. Hoping to see ben arfa and tiote start. And for chelsea to put their kids out

he has looked much sharper so far this season. still has it all to prove mind. he's been hopeless for us up until these last few games. so he needs to keep it up on the pitch and stay out of trouble off it before he wins us all over.

i used to always think steve davies was more of a smug twat than hendry. but then davies turned shit and became popular. hendry's been shit for a while now and never gained the cult status davies has in his latter years, which categorically proves he's more of a cunt.

you have to wonder how the guy ever made his billions if we was so stupid not to do due dilligence before a takeover. i reckon he's just a barrow boy gambler type that came good and actually fluked his whole fortune. why does he never do interviews? probably because he's as thick as two short planks. the guy is a joke among City analysts

you're right there stevie, everton did struggle to silence the racism in the terraces for a lot longer than other clubs. my dad is an everton fan, having grown up in the area, and i used to watch them a couple of times a year as a boy when visiting family in liverpool with my dad and granddad. i remember watching the mersyside derby at goodison years back and everton fans chanting "everton are white" and making monkey noises at john barnes. racism in the crowds at the time wasn't frowned upon to the extent that it is today but it was still pretty shocking for me - you didn't get it to that extent at the time at st james.

just watching the highlights again on sky. who the fuck is that scouse twat co-commentating? how biased can you get? talk about blue tinted specs, sounds like the gooser

you're probably right. but in all seriousness, don't expect anyone on this board to care about your club, or your opinions. YOu've clearly got the skills of a social worker. i'm available for weddings, birthdays and bah mitzvahs

you're probably right. but in all seriousness, don't expect anyone on this board to care about your club, or your opinions.

Apparently not, I missed that.

I think you're talking shite, one of the best things about the left side is how composed he is under pressure rather than just hoofing it. It's not the English way but it's his way. Can you think of a goal what you're talking about has cost us? Nope neither can I. 6 lines and nothing to say as usual. off the top of my head no, i can't. i've seen him play us into trouble on more than a few occasions mind. i like the fact that he's a ball playing defender. he just needs to learn that sometimes the best option is to clear the ball. and when it comes to talking shite, do you not think he'd go to man u or chelsea if they came in for him? is that succinct enough for you?

i don't blame given for leaving. he would still be the best keeper at the club if he were to return but can see why hughton doesn't want to go in for him. he obviously reckons krul has enough about him to see if he can make the step up to regular games in the premier league.

the only thing enrique needs to do differently is to stop trying to pass the ball out every time he's under pressure. he's a top player sometimes he makes the wrong decision and will play ashort p[ass that isn't on or a hospital ball across our own box when a better option would be to put his laces though it. still, it's nice that we've got a couple of ball playing defenders these days so we can't complain too much. we're defending well as a unit too. our organisation at the back is as good as it's been for years, which must be largely down to hughton and calderwood - two former defenders - cocching the team.

very encouraging performances from both new players. if they can keep it up, it looks like hughton has picked up a couple of gems. hopefully ashley make sure we secure ben arfa on a permanent contract after the loan expires.

quite an introduction wasn't it? i can see this lad having a bigger impact on the side than anyone we've signed since bellamy

i quite like goodison as a ground. obvioulsy has flaws with the restricted view but has a loty of character that new builds like the stadium of light, the brittania et al don't have. i quite like the way there's a church in one end of the ground

not leighton baines?