Dr Gloom

Scott pilgrim against the world. Original but I wasn't a fan. Who wants to watch a computer game for two hours? 4/10

He looked ok last year. Has been found out at this level once again

As good a time as any to play them. Will we feel the wrath of their inevitable bounce back to form though

Bill hicks - relentless Eddie Murphy - raw The two best stand up DVDs ever. Would have given anything to have seen Eddie Murphy live in his early days

Bouncebackability is what we need

god please no

Smudger is total gash

Class. Courtesy of a friend on FB who normally posts a joke each day, it did make me chuckle Whats up anyway Dr, feeling especially gloomy today? nah; it's friday baby! nowt to be gloomy about (until the bolton result comes in or i'm forced to sit through x factor by the wife)

i already give murdoch enough money a month. it's already over £60 with the internet and the hd package. he can fuck off if it's more cash on top of that. i was thinking of moving over to virgin actually. recordings keep failing when i series link them and i often get no signal for no apparent reason meaning i have to reboot the whole thing which takes about ten minutes brfore the picture comes back. anyone else with branson? how does virgin compare to sky?

a woman checking herself out in the bedroom mirror says to her husband: "i'm fat, my tits are droopy and i'm covered in cellulite. pay me a compliment will you?" the husband replies "well your eyesight is fucking brilliant!"

i'll get things going... i was in a car accident today i hit the motor in front of me. a dwarf got out and said "i'm not happy" i said "so which one are you"

i watched that. it was very engaging - a good watch

did anybody see watch the chilean miners emerge live on one of the rolling news channels? they came out juan by juan

it shoudl be us. i suspect it will be spain. they would do as good a job as us but they had it more recently so it should be us. compare the way they played football in the last world cup with us and when you look at how unpopular we are around the world, i wouldn't be surprised if we didn't get it.

also, if it isn't it the ball doesn't swing for long periods - the kookabura often doesn't - anderson will struggle. finn is still raw and broad can be undisciplined. if they all fire, our attack looks good but the lack of an all rounder and 4 bowlers is a risk. swann will have to get through a lot of overs.

best chance of winning over there for decades. that australia team is the most ordinary they've had in a long time. so england being england, it will most likely be a massive failure

Ok. No news so this is probably bullshit. I'm glad no one able to confirm this

My sources say ha has, though they have been known to be wrong and on the wind up so hopefully its bullshit. What's the word on the street in the toon?

directors almost always have the final cut. a good editor will work alongside a director and will have a big say over the way the story is told through the pictures but ultimately it is the director's vision and it is the editor's job to help shape the vision to the director's choosing. the director has ultimate creative control.

i honestly couldn't call mayweather v pacquiao. would be a brilliant fight well worth paying £15 on.

bloody great result for you lot. congrats. not many saw that one coming

What I love about this season is winning games we expected to lose. I'm hating losing and drawing games we ought to be winning

If we finish 9th, hughton will be a contender for manager of the season

He would improve our squad for sure

Fucking belter that one like. 9/10