Southern Geordie

I don't mind chatting to people every now and again, but I don't want them coming and setting up on the beds next to me at the pool every day. And if I'm reading a book, I'm not just doing it while I wait for someone to start taking to me. Nowt worse than the dreaded shadow. Lying in the sun with your ipod on when suddenly you feel a shadow descend on your closed eyes. Open them up and it's fucking "Only meeee!" from the bar the night before. Fuck off. Never had that problem in Turkey last year as the resort was 90% full of Germans. None of them spoke very good English either and the few English there we had a drink with them in the evening once or twice but nowt more.

People who sit in level 7 put dots as to where you's sit on that pic I've put up. It might not be the end of the world moving like, might even like it I have a few pals who sit in the front row as it gans, not sitting doon there though, I get gawped at enough in the ground off old and young without being on telly every week as well. Put dots where your seats are @HMHM @mtthwbrggs @HF @Othercuntswhositthere I can't do it but I sit more or less level where you are but directly up, about seven rows from the top of L7. You don't wear a multi coloured wig do you? That's the fella that has 'Scud' on the back of his shirt I think? Can't miss him at aways!

now that IS slow cooking Yep, we have a very slow pace of life down here in Devon Oooooo Arrrrr funnily enough that's where I'm living at the moment. May be a few years yet until the slow cooker gets used then!

Got a slow cooker as a present the other day. Anybody got any suggestions for recipes?

fairdinato

Never been in a fight (apart from the small scraps everyone gets into at school). Quite surprising considering the state I get into on some nights out.

I'll have one of these if anyone fancies sending one over: Preferably one that you don't have to fart around downloading anything.

The caption "Jonasnewcastle jajajajajajaja jajajajajajaja jajajajajajaja"

"i dont understand that because i chance all my settings but nothing" Bless him

Just started following a few of you. 367 followers Skol

Back Mr Skipiton in the 230, it's 5s at the minute a kid was on about it yesterday I've got a scorwah on it. Sounds good, cheers Looks like I'll get 5/1 ish so can have a look around later. Is number 7 too and for some reason number 7 horses tend to bring me luck. Decent form as well.

Going to the races local to my parents today then having a curry tonight. First race is at midday though so come 4pm midnight will seem like ages away!

Bunk: I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick. Freamon: You give yourself too much credit. Bunk: Okay then. I ain't that humble.

Sounds like something this guy would say

did he have anything interesting to say or was it just a "Hi I love you" kind of chat? Haha, was just saying how he was enjoying Newcastle the club and city and his family really like Newcastle. Also said the game was off because the pitch was getting cleared then kept just getting covered with snow again. I didn't ask him about Pardew/Hughton or anything like that Said they had to go to the gym as the game was off.

Jose: "In bed.... In 5 i be like that zzzzzzzzzz hahahaha" Some of the stuff he comes out with is class

Just got back from Brum (stopped over last night). Went for a walk around town when I heard the game was off and saw the team coach. Went inside their hotel and spoke with Kevin Nolan, such a nice bloke Saw Alan Smith walking about too whilst Pardew was reading a paper.

Happy birthday. Any tips for an accumulator today? Still yet to win a fecking one this season.

Happy birthday sir

Got this last week. Isn't too bad as only needed a 4 metre cable to link the modem to the sky box. Seems like a good idea but the selection isn't that great. Have heard that next year it'll be available to users with other internet providers and will also have a bigger collection. Keeping an eye out for when sky bring out the HBO channel.

If I see Hughton is wearing a suit it'll increase my optimism. Don't believe he's lost so far wearing one...

Had 2 quid on a scorecast Berbatov and 1-1 at 50/1. Fingers crossed...

5-9 depending on who's looking. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that

Our friendship went downhill when MSN became unpopular eh

Happy belated birthday mate. Hope you had a good one