Southern Geordie

He's already dropped out of uni once before so I presume he just completely failed that like he has this year.. As to my knowledge he doesn't leave the house for lectures or anything!

Would be a bit tough to shit in his food cos it's all frozen and in tight film lids because they're all micro bloody wave meals!

He's such a hermit he gets tesco home delivery! Unbelievable. Also, doubt he thinks we're arseholes.. If he does, he deserves it because anybody that makes a "mess" all over the house and refuses to clean it up is an arsehole!

Yeah that's all he has in his room. He used to lsiten to radio 5 live all day and all night.. But he now just sits in his room on his computer (I presume) jingling his keys up and down! It's annoying though because the internet router is in his room.. So whenever the internet goes down we have to knock on his door to reset the router, to which he rarely responds! grr thank god I'm out of this place soon

I am taking these suggestions into consideration, they're hilarious But I really do think I'm gonna hit him on the way out.. He's such a mong.. Got no respect for nobody!

Or outside our rooms! Out of spite! It's easy how we haven't seen him since Christmas.. He only comes out of his room when he thinks we're all in bed so he doesn't bump into us. He is stupidly antisocial! We have reported him many a time.. but there are only so many letters they can send! Last month we had to throw away his pineapples he had in his cupboard.. He bought two huge pineaples (no idea why cos all he does is cook microwave meals) and left them in his cupboard and we discovered it with shit loads of mould on it.. So WE had to throw it out! He's meant to be 21 but he's acting like a 5 year old.. There is definitely something wrong with him.

That wakes you up?! Are you a ninja or something? 143666[/snapback] No he's probably like geordie fish and someones taking his precious microwave meals... 143667[/snapback] Well he goes about as if it's the middle of the day so it's hard not to wake up! He's such a hermit

Haha all of your suggestions have been taken on board I reckon if we looked in his room, it'd just be piles and piles of dirty plates and rubbish.. Along with all of our stuff he's stolen! It's all well and good the fact that he never comes out his room, but he only ever cook (microwave meals) at night time.. so if you're trying to get an early night you're a bit pissed off if woken at 4am by the sound of him shoving a knife into the film lid of the microwave meals! Ah well, only a week left! Gonna send accomodation services a big complaint.. Good riddance!

Haha.. he wishes No idea of his plans, just feel sorry for the poor buggers he ends up with!

I've come on here for a bit of a rant. First year at uni is coming to an end.. Has been an amazing year. Everything has gone well apart from one thing (well two including exams ). I have three other housemates and we live in a shared university managed house. Sounds good right? I thought it did.. but we've had the biggest nightmare of a housemate in the world.. He started off being just a weird kid (I say kid, he's 21!).. But in the second week he vomited all over the gaff and when asked to clean up he locked himself in his room.. He's such a tosser that we had to get professionals in to clean as he wouldn't clean up his own mess. Well once everything was cleaned we thought we could forgive him and he just stayed in his room which was fair enough.. But then he just didn't come out of his room and 6 months later he is a complete nightmare. He hasn't done a single bit of housework all year and when asked to he slammed the door in our faces! My other housemate also said that he was looking very physically and mentally ill.. I reckon he's bordering on completely insane. We asked to have him assessed a few months ago after the sick incident but the accomodation services told us to "live with it (him)". They are a complete joke. After being asked again to clean up the microwave (which is the only thing that we asked him to do) a week ago it is still yet to be done.. and again he slammed the door in our faces! So basically yesterday we rung uni and said we're concerned for his mental and physical health. They said that the only reason they could pay him a visit is if requested by him! Which seems a bit pointless, as apparantly he's also not been contacting his father. He has literally isolated himself from the world! Oh yeah, there must be something going on in his room because yesterday he came out of his room to go to the kitchen and he locked his door behind him. I haven't actually seen him since Christmas, I've just heard him banging doors and what not. He's a NIGHTMARE! Anyways my point is, accomodation services are wank.. If you want something done, you really need to persist.. and even that sometimes isn't enough

Is that famous GIF with the head nodders in the car.. is that from ghostbusters? I recognise the cast... Tis on channel 4 now

I don't think I'd be very hungry if I was on death row

Did Danny Dyer or Jamie Redknapp get on?

I got hit with a trophy. Enough said

Is MSN playing up for anybody at all? Apparantly it's not having a good time of it.. Mines fooked up at the mo.. Unstable as hell

Must have been Souness!

Here's the screen grab... 129225[/snapback] What would you have done in real life though?

Gutting lol

What a decision!

Three nights ago watched New Jersey with Ben Affleck.. I only watched it cos I thought it was with Ben Stiller butit turned out to be a good film.. Two nights ago I watched once upon a time in mexico.. Depp isnt just a pretty face Last night I watched thirteen, which was by far the poorest out of my three night stint of films watched

Just joined the group as fairdinato.. Beware of my scary music taste!

Don't worry lads.. I've now managed to do something so fucked up that my laptop won't even recognise the mouse or keyboard.. I'm on another Pc as we speak Balls

Today I noticed, when trying to put a cd in.. that I could just not open the disk drive.. I've got an acer aspire laptop.. I dunno how long its not been working but when going into my computer it doesn't appear to have my dvd drive! So annoying Any ideas what to check to make it work or what not?

Test

I've had that before.. I went to sleep and woke up fine.. Just a migraine I think.