Southern Geordie

God damn emos

How much did your head band cost?

If you want long odds I'd just go to bookies, get a coupon and do the fixed odds (football) every weekend. You could put a few lines on for a fiver. I think it's a bit of a mug's game (as are accumulators) but for low stakes they're just a bit of fun really. 194519[/snapback] Thanks mate, yeah that's what I thought.. It's only for a bit of fun.. but being a lazy student bum I thought it'd be easier on t'internet!

Instead of starting a new thread, when I get my student loan I'm thinking of putting aside 5 quid a week to put on a accumulator (or whatever it's called?) with my housemates, any ideas what the best website is for this? Cheers

They do have a point, it's just that I'm used to getting on the train and if I've missed the ticket man, to get one on the train.. I didn't wanna wait another aage for the train, specially as it's my mum's birthday! I needed to get my car to bring it home.. grr edit- will they look upon it favourably if I said that I left my car in town because I got the train home last night so I didn't drink drive? 194128[/snapback] You're fucked tbh, just pay the fine and stop whining about it, there's no point crying over spilled milk 'n'all that 194136[/snapback] True, but the bitch that gave me the fine bigged up the appeal.. and said a decent percentage of them are revoked.. I had the exact change too, was a pain in the arse!

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They do have a point, it's just that I'm used to getting on the train and if I've missed the ticket man, to get one on the train.. I didn't wanna wait another aage for the train, specially as it's my mum's birthday! I needed to get my car to bring it home.. grr edit- will they look upon it favourably if I said that I left my car in town because I got the train home last night so I didn't drink drive?

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i dont know - dont trains have inspectors anymore? could you explain that you were gonna buy the ticket of an inspector? 194117[/snapback] I was gonna say that.. Cos that's what I usually do. If I run for the train I then get one off the inspectors. But these muppets were from the revenue office apparantly (or something) and they said they checked and my station had been open, so I have no excuse.. Which is rubbish cos I wasn't prepared to wait ages for the next train

Just got a 20 quid fine for not havin a ticket. That is fair enough and I can accept that I've been naughty, but it's the fact that I was running for the train and ran onto the train.. If I'd not I'd have had to wait another hour for my train.. So basically got a fine cos I didn't want to miss my train.. Fookin jokes Anyways I have to write a letter to appeal.. Any ideas what to include in it?

The bastard school trips, I hated going on the coach.. The journeys were only an hour or two max but back then they seemed so long!

Talking in the third person.. You're not that good, yet

Click on my card np. 191598[/snapback] Aren't you the big man 191601[/snapback] yup.. 191602[/snapback] the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to 191603[/snapback] Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA 191607[/snapback] Tell me thats not brock. 191611[/snapback] oh it certainly is you should see his other 3 !! 191613[/snapback] Is that what attracted you to him ?

Click on my card np. 191598[/snapback] Aren't you the big man 191601[/snapback] yup.. 191602[/snapback] the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to 191603[/snapback] Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA

Click on my card np. 191598[/snapback] Aren't you the big man

My mate got breathalised after having one pint and scored 8/35 or whatever it was on the reading. I was under the impression that two units was a bottle, not a pint. A pint is technically over. Also knew a friend to have had 3 or 4 pints and got breathalised when moving his car across the road (not driving away.. just wanted to move it for the morning). He passed the test also.. You'd have to be a complete lightweight I reckon to fail the test after 3 or 4 units (2 or so pints). Saying that, I'll never have more than a pint when driving, even then that pint will be over the space of a couple of hours!

No you're not. Now fuck off! 191518[/snapback] soz bud, I'm sure you are more comparable to Brad Pitt these days

Am I the only one that thinks that the Gemmil of old looks a bit like Damien Duff of today?

Evolved mate. 191184[/snapback] Is that one of the moves that they do?

Good game of pokemon, Brock?

He's probably playing pokemon with Shorty

West Ham get Tevez, we get this muppet.. Hmm

In the past 24 hours I've seen Con Air and HEAT.. Both such brilliant films. Hadn't seen Con Air before and it is worth the hype!

That was more of a cryptic clue puzzle than a gag!