BennyGreen

Ah right, cheers for clearing that one up.

Well, you wouldn't think so but there he is, actually being allowed to transfer his version of what's akin to a thirteen year old's football diary ramblings into a well respected local newspaper. I thought Anal Oliver was bad but at least he could string a sentence together.

David May won more medals than Shearer.

Can anyone translate what this arse-clown is trying to say?

I've changed my mind. I actually like this 'McFaul' fella, anyone with an intense dislike of Lee 'Mong on the Tyne' Ryder is alright by me.

Anyone?

I have spotted at least five grammatical errors in your post. Universities must be dragging the c*nts in with shepherds' crooks these days.

You've actually went to all the trouble of writing that out.

Fucking hell didn't know he was one of them like. Bet him and Savile are getting on like a house on fire.

There are far, far more God-awful areas in Newcastle than there are in Sunderland and you well know it. FACT.

Fucking hell man, I'm not gonna know the exact date ya daft twat, it's over twenty years ago. This 'McFaul' bloke has seemingly moved to the top of the 'RIled' list.

TIVO?!? Didn't normal people stop using them about 7 or 8 years ago?

Just noticed I've annoyed them so much they've renamed the thread title in honour of me. Bonus. On a serious note, I am noticing tension in the air. Will there be any shoe-waving should Pardew fail to win his next game? Oh how I long for the days of those 'Sack the board' chants.

Fucking hell, I've never seen so many of the great unwashed this annoyed since I sang a rousing rendition of 'Jackie's dead' in the early nineties whilst strolling through Eldon Square.

Come off it man, your 'city' (fuck knows why the retards insist on calling it the 'toon') is a joke. The tackiest place in the north of England, think 'Bigg Market', think 'Geordie Shore'. Everywhere you go in the UK (and abroad), people from Newcastle are universally despised. Absolutely hated. The only place in the country where the 'fans' are under the illusion that they're a 'big' club. No wonder the NOTW used to have a field day every Sunday hoying up yet another ludicrous front page about the latest 'Toon' fuck up. Long may it carry on.

I'm just still in shock at discovering a pre-92 mag. In my experience there's three specific 'types'. The aforementioned 'Pre-92' (a rarity, and don't tell me otherwise - how come from crowds of 14,000 before then, you suddeny couldn't get into Sid James Park when you started doing 'well'). Usually recognisable by the Alan Robson style moustache and double-denim setup. The 'Gloryhunter' (Glory ) Came after the second coming of Keegan when by a twist of fate, you stopped being a perma-Second Division fixture. NOtable features: Clad from head to toe in black and white, like a scarf clad Christmas tree cruelly targeted by dysentry suffering pigeons. The third type is obviously 'the rest', your standard wobble-bellied, hot-dog-eating, gap-toothed, Geordie Jean wearing Beefy sort. If there's any other species I'd like to be kept informed.

Fuck me sideways, a real, live pre-1992 mag. Fair dos. Yes I've been rumbled. Anyway, in that case you'll remember that baldy, shirtless chap who used to make his way to the pitch almost every game to make his protest by jumping up and down on his shirt/season ticket every game. The mags I work with (post 1992 models) think I'm making it up.

1989/1990 season: Highest home attendance 32,216 (vs. Sunderland) Lowest home attendance 6,167 (vs. Oldham Athletic)

Whee's this clownshoe?!?

Are we not allowed to speak our mind anymore like? Come on man you know as well as I do that being a Newcastle fan, something's gonna go wrong at some point.

Hang on a minute. I was going to St James Park in the dark days of 88/89 when we were getting crowds of 9,000 so wind your neck in lads.

Just been texted by a pal at the Chronicle and he reckons that Ashley and Keegan are on speaking terms again.

He's had more chances here than he would anywhere else. Get rid.